Ilfracombe, known better locally as ILFRASCUM! boy, I can’t believe I left the South East to live in a hole like this. The locals are classically ****** and embrace Chavism withought actually having the intelligence to understand fully what it is. I had though shell suits were no longer available being the naffest of the […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Stockport – land of the free (baby milk)
I’m not a local, but I live here and I quite like this town, it has such wonderful **** watching opportunities. Top hang outs include Grand Central, a purpose built arena for the local sport of bottling, it even has steps for the serried ranks of pram faces to watch the stamping and ground pawing […]
Ipswich
Where can I start. With a town with so much history this corner of once sleepy Suffolk has steadily degenerated beyond belief over the last ten years. All the once cool shops have gone only to be replaced by tacky cheap chain shops that supply 11 year old truant ***** and their 29 year old […]
Camberley : Enter at your own risk!!!
Like many other areas across the UK, Camberley has now officially been infected by a very strong case of plebitus. You cannot go anywhere in Camberley without seeing some form of evidence, be it ‘shaz 4 daz’ scratched on a lamp post or a **** and his ****** ‘brovs’ almost running you down in a […]
Wolverhampton (Vulgarhampton)
One of towns the Government thought fit for city status several years ago, but alas! what a toilet this place is amid the urban sprawl of dives such as Bloxwich, Willenhall, Bilston, Walsall – to name but a few. Wolverhampton is stuck in a 1970’s time warp for starters – people still have feather cuts, […]
Stansted/Elsenham, Essex
Smallish town Stansted & nearby Elsenham both have a decent amount of **** that loiter with intent of looking stupid. Stansted has its main problems at their railway station where several dozen can gather and light the area up with their sovereign rings and rope chain necklaces and bracelets. Nearby Elsenham, also have a generous […]
Birmingham (Cotteridge)
Cotteridge is a ****’s heaven – plenty of bike sheds to smoke round the back of! And lots of other ****’s to hang around with, generally causing a nusance. Imagine a place where ***** don’t exist, the world is calm and nobody wears burberry. Well let me asure you, this is most definately NOT the […]
Washington, Tyne & Wear, the sh*t on the boot which is Sunderland
Washington, I feel, is best described as the metaphorical s**t on the metaphorical Rockport boot which is Sunderland. Decades of under development and closure of the local pits and industries (which served to keep the ****** hordes of charver families in confined spaces underground for extended periods of time and thus away from the minority […]
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windsor
Windsor. One of the many homes of the most prestigious family in the world (debatably). Or so the media would lead you to beleive. Deep in the royal underbelly, beneath the flashing lights and awe filled tourists’ smiles is the real truth, the ****-ridden-burberry-********-truth. Walking through the National Trust protected feilds it is rare that […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Hemel Hempstead- the capital of chavadom
So far I have lived in Newcastle, where the ***** are a particularily vicious breed but thankfully relatively few in number, Rugby where they roam the streets in vast numbers but are reasonable unthreatening and Newmarket where ***** appear to have been successfully controlled although I did not stay long and we all know they […]
