Yes folks, the dreamland experience of Middlesex is on full display in the heartlands of ****-urbia, Harrow. The bus station is just the start of the cultural hi/low lights of the magical mystery tour that you too could be taking in…….follow me You would have to get the bus of course because some scabby little […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Crawley, West Sussex (as if there’s another…)
OK, someone asked me on a list a few days back why I hated living in Crawley, so I thought I’d publish it here: After putting up with them for years, I’m making a stand against “townies”* and their apathy, I’ll start next month sometime, probably… :p It’s a subject that’s close to my heart, […]
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Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
Swadlincote
Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the ***** couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh ***** with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale. […]
Solihull, West Midlands
I tell ya what people, you have never realised the full potential of the **** culture untill you spend a day in Solihull’s main shopping centre. They are everywhere. They’re like those annoyin wasps weve been havin recently. I work in a cafe in the shoppin centre and you can hear the litte rascals coming […]
St Neots – a whistle-stop tour
As a relative newcomer to the “historic market town” of St Neots, I feel obliged to share my ****-spotting hints with the wider world. With a high street sporting such **** mecca’s as Woolworths, Size-Up, and the Bargain World o’ Tat, and a market square providing adequate parking for numerous Vauxhall Nova’s, Astra’s, and the […]
Staines,
Staines is the spiritual home of Ali G and it really does seem that the locals have taken to this role model with pride. Unfortunately, they have overlooked the fact that he was laughing AT *****, not with them. Staines is the loser in this equation. The town planners have been fighting a losing battle […]
Gibraltar
The British captured Gibraltar 300 years ago. Sadly the village idiot was ****** in the action and so the post was advertised. Idiots from around the Med and Britain applied by the hundreds and due to an administrative error, all were accepted. The results can be seen in the population today. Gibraltar is a basically […]
Rochford a.k.a Lesser Southend
Southend became a ChavTown a long time ago, what was once a holiday destination has been replaced by columns of fast food restaurants, Sports Direct shops and **** Hangouts… Which at night develops into a hotspot worthy of being bombed. Rochford is 5 miles away, used to be a quiet town away from Southend where […]
Hornchurch, Essex
Hornchurch has long been a nice little place to go for a beer with friends of an evening. Up until recently there was no trouble in the evening on the way home. But, things are changing. The ***** from Romford (just up the road) have realised that Romford isn’t safe for them any more. Because […]
Mitcham, 85% of businesses are fast food joints, kebab & fried chicken shops
Mitcham is situated on the border of “Saaaaaaarf” London and Surrey. It is situated in close proximity to Streatham, Croydon, Tooting, Wimbledon and Sutton. Mitcham used to be a half-decent little town with reasonable local shops and a very pretty cricket green area. Unfortunately Mitcham has been forever blighted by the dramatic increase in housing […]
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clipstone (situated in notts)
Clipstone, ultimate *****-hole, even worse than the town it is situated in, Mansfield. Here you’d be hard pressed not to find **** offspring urinating in their grotty little gardens, or **** “rude boiz” flaunting their ****** customised cars around Peasants Crescent (I shall go into detail about this certain area later). The cool ***** hang […]
