Pontypool in the Valleys is the UK version of the Deep South

Is Pontypool a nice place to live or is Pontypool rough?

This is a marvellous little town situated in the South East Wales Valleys but is blighted by ****** known as ‘*****’. Although it isn’t very hard to spot one of these creatures in the town, it is hard to say their hotspots as they like to hover around. However, my observations found that the best […]

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CROWTHORNE- The advent of Lidl and the outsourced *****.

I have lived in Crowthorne for over 5 years and despite the hospital, 99% of Crowthorne is actually quite beautiful and serene. However, the changes i have seen are horrendous and sometimes i feel i would be safer within the hospital walls than out on Napier Road and Crowthorne high street. I have the misfortune […]

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Northallerton is a **** Town

There is a place, not far from **** Central uk (Darlington), that is an overspill for ****’s called Northallerton.  On the surface it is a nice little market Town, and actually offers some very good retail outlets and lots of nice eateries, it even has a Bettys Tea Room.  If you were to visit this […]

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Sturry and Hersden (Canterbury, Kent)

While Canterbury isn’t brilliant, it’s not too bad. A nice tourism industry, lots of friendly people. Maybe there’s a bit too many young ‘uns ******* round after school, but that’s because of the high amount of schools around the city centre. However, the estates in Sturry and Hersden are festering pits of unintelligent and violent […]

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Buxton, Derbyshire

Buxton might be a touristy town famed for its spa water….But it is also boring,cold,rain lashed for most of the year..The sun rarely comes out.The council provide next to no leisure facilities..A refurbishment of the 1970s swimming pool has taken over 18 months to do..Guess what? It looks exactly the same as it did before! […]

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Ilkeston aka Ilson (The **** Heap of Derbyshire)

Is Ilkeston a nice place to live or is Ilkeston rough?

SMACK crack DOSS BOOZE racist HOMOPHOBIC HELL ignorant INSANE ***** **** **** HOLE GEOGRAPHY INTRO Geographically Ilkeston is situated almost right SMACK bang in the middle of Nottingham and Derbyshire with buses and cars being the only means of transport in and out of this god forsaken hell hole. If I was a god looking […]

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Blackburn

I’m greatly surprised my beloved hometown hasn’t yet been added to the role of shame on this here website.   I come and post from Blackburn in Lancashire. A town dying on its ****.  My particular beef is with the nightlife. It may seem surprising to outsiders but as relatively recently as 2004 Blackburn was […]

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Mold, Flintshire

Well what can we say about Mold… much like many of the towns we can read about on this site – it’s plagued by low life *****!  Mold is quite strange, unique in it’s ability to never actually change, the local hotspot as of about 2003 is the local “weathers” where the cheap ale flows […]

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