Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Is Felixstowe a nice place to live or is Felixstowe rough?

Pros: Beautiful countryside, sunny, beaches, friendly-ish people (but a bit weird). That’s it. Cons: Fat, ugly, tattooed sheep (the blokes are still wearing Gold rope chains and earings, **** me, about 30 years too late, even spotted a mullet for crying out loud!). Floppy haired little ***** with scooters that seem to be everywhere, **** […]

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Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’

Is Felixstowe a nice place to live or is Felixstowe rough?

Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place. Don’t get me wrong, beautiful countryside and lovely beaches (some, apart from the chavy end where the Amusement Arcades are) but crikey these people are weird, i just don’t know what to make of ’em. Really friendly on the […]

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Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

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Bury St Edmunds, situated between two of the worst towns in Suffolk

Is Bury St Edmunds a nice place to live or is Bury St Edmunds rough?

Bury St Edmunds a humble town of middle class citizens, low crime rate and mixed tenure; on the whole Bury is doing quite well from the outside seeming as it is situated between possibly two of the worst towns in suffolk, stowmarket and Newmarket. As a ‘buryite’ myself living in the suburbs I have seen […]

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Haverhill, you would think it would be a nicer town

Is Haverhill a nice place to live or is Haverhill rough?

You would think Haverhill would be a nicer town considering its position not far from Saffron Walden a very posh London commuter town and Cambridge, where TV personalities, politicians and royalty go to university. Unfortunately the town has many problems. The first being the lack of transport infrastructure, it has a population of almost 30,000 […]

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Lowestoft, why did the Germans fail to level it?

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

Why did the germans fail to level lowestoft? ******* hell they had TWO wars to achieve it and even a huge air force! I think their failure has allowed the locals flawed DNA to mutate further than anyone would believe. The other day I saw a couple of *******, yes, with their baseball caps, allowing […]

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Bury St Edmunds, life in a cosy middle class bubble

Is Bury St Edmunds a nice place to live or is Bury St Edmunds rough?

Bury St Edmunds is your idyllic, middle class, low crime rate, small minded, boring suffolk town. Otherwise known as the ‘Bury Bubble.’ It is known as this because it is a town so protected in its middle class bubble wrap, the people that live here grow to become clones of each other, having the same […]

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Brandon – a few miles from an even worse Thetford

Is Brandon a nice place to live or is Brandon rough?

Brandon – A small town a few miles from an even worse town, Thetford. Anti social people roam the streets by day, smoking their drugs and holing up in disused children’s homes jacking up and fulfilling their life long dreams of being nothing more than hopeless addicts. The town itself is extremely run down and […]

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Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]

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Bury ST edmunds

A historic market town situated in suffolk and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages,Bury does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the ****** suffolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is this town. Firstly […]

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