East Anglia - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Diss

This is one of the worst towns for ***** to be roaming about in there hurds. At night when everyone is asleep in there beds, when the sun goes down and the night draws in the streets are crowded with drugged up ***** and there ho’s. They usually hang about in the mere park and […]

Bury ST edmunds

A historic market town situated in suffolk and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages,Bury does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the ****** suffolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is this town. Firstly […]

Great Notley

Great Notley is definitely part of Chavland. However it is a suttle part. Many of the ***** here try to pretend not to be *****. They try to put on airs and graces but they betray themselves carelessly because of their ignorance. They call lavatories "toilets" and napkins "serviettes" and so on, but try to […]

Harlow, Essex

Upon finding this website, i noticed that there was split ideas on the town of Harlow, Essex. Yes there are Yobs, *****, Thugs, ****** and alike. But i am here to tell a story. 10 years ago, my family moved from what has been described in the past as “THE worst place in the universe” […]

kings lynn **** dregs

Where do you start? unfortunately i live on a ***** estate (hopefully not for much longer) and my neighbours are as follows 1) a noisy couple who argue violently with each other and air their dirty laundry in public. 2) a **** who loves that ***** heavy bass (music?) and thinks everyone else loves it […]

Huntingdon, Cambs.

Huntingdon, a corner of Cambridgeshire that is forever chavland. This town, regails itself in its history of being Oliver Cromwells home town and if you listen carefully as the bottles fly in the market square on a Friday night you can hear the sound of his bones creak as he spins in his grave. This […]

Maldon and heybridge

Maldon and heybridge, two joint towns, when people first see these towns, they think its a nice, peacefull place. they couldnt be more wrong. it is actually a degenerating ********, overrun with *****. so lets start with maldon. the bigger of the two towns, top **** hangouts: West Maldon community centre: on a friday night this […]

Stevenage – Hertfordshire’s answer to Harlow

Firstly, let me state that I am a resident of Stevenage, and have been since my birth. But, recently, I have become aware of the problem that afflicts this town, and trust me, it is not the local council blowing £60,000 of taxpayers money on a bit of canvas and six poles in the twon […]

Bearwood High Street

Since the demise of Safeways and the introduction of Aldi-Bearwood has become a mecca for Big Issue sellers,dogs on strings,hooped earrings the size of car tyres , Sovereign **** and rings and of course fake lacoste clothings. You got a pound to make a phone call?, spare change …you ****,etc are familar crys along this […]

King’s Lynn

I came to kings lynn on a day trip with my friends’ just to look around you know explore etc. I came up on the earliest first capital connect train avaliable from New Barnet (Where i live) it was a quiet sunday like you would expect most sundays can be quite quiet after my 2 […]

Stevenage…. and the town’s lovely Cash Converters.

Ahhhhh Stevenage…. Twinned with Basra. I’ve lived in Stevenage ‘TAAAAN’ for most of my life now, my parents moving me down here from Glasgow because, apparently, they wanted me to sound like a ****. A wander, or perhaps rather, a flat out sprint through the picturesque town centre, would best be described from one end […]

Grays – The East End Except Downmarket

Having recently had the misfortune to stay in this mother of all **** holes, it comes highly recommended for anyone wanting to experience and enjoy the **** sub-culture. Grays is only a stone’s throw (literally for many of its residents) from the new Lakeside shopping centre where doubtless many of the undesirable Grays residents are […]