millbrook

well .. what can we say about millbrook .. its a delightful place especially with the 14 year old pregnant girls don the corner shop asking for **** and booze for the babys of course .. nah wnt be too harsh … but if totton and lordshill are ***** then what the **** does that […]

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Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’

Is Romford a nice place to live or is Romford rough?

Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where i’m from. The thing is, it’s hard to dislike Romford – it’s a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, it’s notorious for a lot of really […]

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Dunstable

I have now completed a year working in the Dunstable area and any day now I am expecting the Queen to summon me for my knighthood. Dunstable has to be one of the worst towns in the country. It has more taxi drivers than people, I swear I was asked if I needed a taxi (although […]

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Tilbury: Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town

Is or moving to Tilbury a nice place to live or is or moving to Tilbury rough?

Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town, where nobody works, **** of the earth live & kids play on the street until the early hours of the morning. Everybody I see, smokes weed. Everybody I look at is ****. Everything I do is better than the ******** do that live here. Outside the 3 […]

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Ode to Basildon

Is Basildon a nice place to live or is Basildon rough?

Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]

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Sandy, Bedfordshire – **** Island

Is Sandy a nice place to live or is Sandy rough?

Sandy may be far smaller than it’s ****** neighbour Biggleswade, with none of the essential shops for your average **** (New Look, poundstretcher), but that doesn’t stop the place from bursting at the seams with the number of ***** – just like their tracksuit bottoms. Teen mums bulldozing flocks of kids with pushchairs, describing the […]

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Peter bog horror – The city that time forgot

I’ve always envied those people that come from London, Birmingham, Leeds, Sheffield etc… At least people will have heard of these places when they ask ‘where are you from?’ Peterborough just doesn’t cut the mustard and the generic ‘well it’s near Cambridge’ or ‘Just off the A1 80 miles north of London’ is usually met […]

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