Bedford and Kempston: Welcome to the Dawn of the Dumb-***

Is Kempston a nice place to live or is Kempston rough?

The Dumb-*** people of Bedford and Kempston, of which I have never seen so many, unkind, selfish. Homophobic and Bigoted xenophobic bunch of sh$$s. In one place. On the outskirts of Bedford. The neighbourhoods in Kempston are like living in a DMZ, they are run down with disrepair and it seems like the people don’t […]

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Bedford: Things started to slide back in the 80s

Is Bedford a nice place to live or is Bedford rough?

How can I start, Bedford has changed in 40 years or so, Once upon a time it was the swankiest place in Bedfordshire. But no more. Bedford is now full of drug dealers, gangs and murders. Midland Road is the most dangerous place, especially at night and weekends. Queens Park doesn’t fair either, due to […]

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Southend-on-Sea, the **** of Essex

Is Southend-on-sea a nice place to live or is Southend-on-sea rough?

Southend is surely the worst place to live in England. The town is full of 12 year old ‘roadmen’ (the **** does not exist down here now) who walk up and down town with their weed smoking, drug-dealing older brothers finding the nearest respectable looking person to shout at. As they get older they have […]

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Peterborough, I am forced into living the ‘****’ life

Is Peterborough a nice place to live or is Peterborough rough?

I am 16, I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the ‘****’ life because this place is so ******* ****, it has the highest immigration rates in the whole of the UK(fact) and that means bare ******* polskis! Robbing shops and knife crime! This place literally has no English people and I […]

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Whittlesey: Carnival of the Damned

Is Whittlesey a nice place to live or is Whittlesey rough?

I’d like to nominate Shittlesey…sorry Whittlesey as being a contender for being seriously grim. Things haven’t changed all that much since I lived there in the 70’s and the 80’s. This never was exactly a bright and vibrant town, but rather a dull lifeless damp cloth of a settlement. How this place has barely survived […]

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Wisbech, knows as Wizzybekhistan by the locals

Is Wisbech a nice place to live or is Wisbech rough?

Known locally as Wizzybekhistan, Wisbech ash truly earned it’s epithet. Not a nice place. There are pockets of great wealth here, formed mainly through agriculture, but with wealth in this area comes a paucity of taste. It’s the **** capital of Cambridgeshire, looked up to by ***** everywhere as the agricultural heartland of excessive poor […]

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Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

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Why Luton sucks…. a list

Is Luton a nice place to live or is Luton rough?

I grew up in Luton, and i hated it and still hate it now, despite not living there in years. OK, there are SOME good things, since nothing in life is 100% good or bad… The good, is that it’s large, multi-cultural with no race issues that cause tension or violence, good transport links (not […]

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Ely: Sh*t of the Fens!

Is Ely a nice place to live or is Ely rough?

Ely – known as the ship of the Fens: a bleak desolate flat wasteland that was reclaimed from swamps. Ely rises above this primordial filth like a swollen haemorrhoid on the **** of East Anglia. The locals are a unique product of this marshy, flat purgatory having developed features to cope with it, like webbed […]

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What happens to the older St Neots ner’do’wells?

Is St Neots a nice place to live or is St Neots rough?

I just wanted to give you my experience on what happens to the ***** from St Neots that are now middle aged. The males (now 40+) having led worthless lives doing mundane jobs, look forward to spending their Friday and Saturday nights in the town centre and spending the majority of their money on beer. […]

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Colchester, omg innt whateva geez, we iz fik!

Is Colchester a nice place to live or is Colchester rough?

Dunces, d*ckheads, dilapidation and dives- ooh and a lot of dogs!! What a town, wish I never moved here. The town is rewarded with emptying shops, empty bus depots, dangerously uneven pavements and an embarrassment of a Saturday town market. WTF is the green signed posh shop w and g – take a look – […]

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Luton – not as bad as it was, but still dicey

Is Luton a nice place to live or is Luton rough?

I used to go to school in a neighbouring town to Luton, and everyone there was physically scared of it. “Don’t go to Luton, you’ll get mugged” they said, trembling. Unfortunately when I grew up all the jobs and cheap houses were in Luton, so I moved there and did indeed get mugged. Luton in […]

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