The Worst places to live in East Anglia
This is the prime **** breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford. The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school, as the previous ones kept being burnt down too often. Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and […]
Although it’s not a town; HMYOI Warren Hill is a condensed and fetid stew of 15 to 18 year old ***** from far and wide. They wear their prison issue button-up shirts with the collar standing. They sport their prison issue jeans dropped down halfway down their arses so that the crutch hangs between their […]
I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming qualities at all. Central to the town is the Victoria Circus shopping centre, half of its shops are closed down and the other half sell discount sportswear, […]
Read More… from Southend-on-sea: Face to face with the missing link
I’m amazed that this town isn’t already on the site! The place most popular for ***** is the McDonalds drive-thru on the Leisure World site, in fact this place is full of chavsters. Leisure World has 2 bars (Hotshots and Jumping Jaks) and two clubs (both full of ***** in Hackett shirts). It is affectionally […]
The Apocalyptic End… and it doesn’t stop here!Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent […]
I had the experience of returning to live in this town after living away for 5 years and was dismayed to see that the **** culture has increased by epic proportions. Braintree has always been renowned for ****** cockney wannabe ****, though I personally blame Freeport designer village. This shopping centre just outside town is […]
A hairy wart of a town in Essex that is primarily responsible for dragging the county down, at least more so than any other pile of concrete excretions for miles and miles around. Some of Basildon’s features and especially suburbs are truly on the same **** scale as any of the **** holes named and […]
It is clear as soon as you step out of Luton Central Station that everyone who lives there are in fact the spawn of Satan. As well as the usual accessories of jewellery, fake burberry clothes (they can’t afford the real stuff in Luton) the chavgirls have to have a pushchair with a small demonic […]
Read More… from Luton, everyone who lives there are in fact, the spawn of Satan
As a native of Romford its a shame i have to write this but what a ******* **** hole.years ago it wasnt that bad, half decent market,a couple of good cinemas and some not bad shops.Then not only did the ***** take over but the town planners became ***** as well.They first built the “dolphin […]
A place where even the fuckwits in the Big Brother house look classy.I used to work at the Film Studios here, and fortunately they had gates and security guards to keep the little feckers out. However, whenever a show needed a “rent a mob” audience, the gates were thrown open and the local ***** swarmed […]
Well, I am deeply shocked that this site has been up for so long without the king of bling town not being represented. Conveniently situated on the A1, Peterborough provides a great day out, or even an extended stay. The **** experience holiday is well represented here. You can visit St ****’s cathedral, walk along […]
Read More… from Peterborough – (now Chavborough) The **** experience holiday
I only had the pleasure of spending a few hours in this town but is displayed some of the qualities of a chavtown. We visited my girlfriend’s brother as he had just bought an ex-council house, the only thing first time buyers can be expected to afford in Essex without help from either the Lottery […]
