The Worst places to live in East Anglia
I can’t believe Basildon and Southend have gotten such lengthy mentions yet the worst place of them all, Canvey Island, has slipped through unnoticed. The only redeeming features of Canvey are; It’s an island, therefore we know if the ***** get too rowdy we can just cut them off from civilised society by taking out […]
Read More… from Canvey Island, a great place to take your kids… if you hate them
OH MY ******* GOD!!!! mini ****** little ankle biting ***** & kappa ******** as far as the eye can see! if they are not in garston speeding around the drive thru in one of the most sorry looking mcdonalds you will ever step foot in, they are gathering by the masses outside guess where….yes mc […]
Come to Southend on Sea, like St Tropez but with a Chicago Rock Cafe AND a Yate’s Wine Lodge!!! VISIT the exciting High Street boasting everything from JD Sports to JJB Sports to Mister Byrite! Or, if you want to blow your budget, why not visit our “posh end” where you’ll find Burtons. MARVEL at […]
Read More… from Southend on Sea – ****** Pearl of the Estuary
Hemel Hempstead, Much has been said about this pit before but very few can have the level of experience I have. I am one of the unfortunates, Hemel Born and raised- something I’m certainly not proud of, but it has allowed me an unprecedented view of the world of ****’s in this hell hole! Not […]
Frinton On Sea Quiet and peaceful were once words used to describe this small seaside resort which was proud of its victorian values. I remember a time when the buses were not allowed in the town (conveniently sealed off by a railway line), there was no pub and the opening of a chippy made front […]
The historic town of huntingdon, birthplace of oliver cromwell, hometown of ex tory leader john major and now home to a vast array of *****. With the oxmoor estate playing host to the majority of **** activities. sometimes called the oxmorons estate and is a mecca for single teenage mothers, drug addicts, and child tearaways. […]
Having grown up in **** central, (r-low), it was very nice to move to “d-abbey”. there wasn’t a **** for miles. that all come to a blinging end about 12/18 months ago when chavlings started loitering at “the square” the local shops in hillhouse as they affectionately call it. the first thing that is blindingly […]
Renowned world-wide as the heart of Horse Racing and catering to a more upperclass type of person, Newmarket’s day-time activities only scratch the surface of what the town is really like. Viewing the High Street, a person with a careful eye can spot the scattered groups of adolescents donnign fake band hoodies and smoking joints. […]
Romford isn’t really a **** Town ( yet ) , obviously we DO have our fair share of local examples of the species , welded to a 50cc scooter like some latter day Mod , but looking about 1000% less hard and well dressed , or ( per the Female of the species ) sporting […]
Ahhhh Luton, or as Easyjet would have you believe ‘London Luton’ – the fact that these two places are mentioned in the same sentence is staggering. London – a city of culture, history and a vibrant lifestyle. Then you have Luton – ******** of the South, a rancid breeding ground of chavness and a weeping […]
If you are ever driving down the A12 and you hear on the radio that there is congestion prior to the M25 junction, you may choose to divert off the A12 at the previous junction and unknowingly find yourself in the Monaco of the *****. This ‘pricipallity’ houses the royal family of the ***** and […]
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….not much to say about upminster….. HA im kidding. i got a whole bunch of stuff. Firstly the park is set in the centre of the town…. opposite McDonalds. All the rudies fill up on grease then off to the off licence to booze up then over to the park. They all congrigate at night […]
