Well what can I say about Bedford. An isolated backwards **** hole of *******, who are all born “live” and die in the same place. Occasionally venturing to Milton Keynes if they havent blown all their benefits in one of the many market stalls this fair town offers. I dont know what is more frustrating […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Papworth
Small backwater village slung into 20th century by massive building project. Offspring of old villagers protect their heritage by turning to chavdom and claiming the Seats Outside the Nisa as their territory. […]
Harlow
On speaking of the brassy actress Jean Harlow, Margot Asquith said: “The ‘T’ is silent, as in ‘Harlow’”. Just about says it all for a town whose only contribution to satire is to name one of its shittiest pubs…wait for it…hold those ribs…get ready with the defibrillator paddles…the Jean Harlow….with a silent T. Where are […]
Hoddesdon
Hoddesdon has become the epitome of Chavmainian sub culture over the last 10 or so years. Each year the town falls more firmly into degradation from this viral infectious ignorance, that is **** culture. ***** in Hoddesdon prefer to hang outside the typical newsagents that fill every town, the CO-OP and the ever classic place, […]
Wisbech
Where to begin…Wisbech is in the unique position of having three different Chavistic influences combining to produce a rich multicultural cocktail of awfulness. The indigenous ******* are spectacular enough, but add to the mix a strong traveller/***** influence and a recent influx of Chavskis from E. Europe, and the result is breathtaking […]
Kings Lynn
Well, Kings Lynn town, what can I say? Well, how about starting with a simple statement. “Lynn is as big a ****-hole as you’re likely to see, ever”. People from outside Norfolk seem to think Norfolk is full of thick, ****** ignorant *******….a little unfair, unless you’re talking about Kings Lynn. Round here, somehow everyone […]
Stevenage (**** Central)
Last Saturday we decided to go shopping and as we had not visited Stevenage for a while we thought (in our infinate wisdom) things may have changed. How wrong can you bloomin well be!!..Within minutes of stepping into the Westgate Centre we were almost crushedby the mass of Burberry and sportswear clad *****! You think […]
Goodmayes (The filthpot of Ilford)
Since Ilford and Romford are now overflowing with shops for the native **** to purchase their cheap gold from, it’s no suprise to find them flocking in their multitudes and living in (rather ******) houses in Goodmayes. Mayfair Comprehensive Haiku Purple green clothed Beast, Burberry cap with kebab , Slurried ghetto speech . Anyone who […]
North Walsham
The best way to observe the North Walsham ***** is to travel to North Walsham on the train from Norwich. You will be able to mingle with them as they will be returning from Norwich with their bags of dire sportswear from ‘Soccer World’, the female **** will have a ‘Jane Norman’ bag and they […]
Yaxley- The Village Of *****
Near the **** Capital of Peterborough lurks a village I am ashamed to say I have to LIVE in. Population split- *****- BILLIONS People- 6 tops. […]
Dunstable, Beds
Jesus if there is one place that should be used for testing nukes then this is “Da Town!” i’ve lived in Chesham and High Wycombe but the **** population exceeds anything my peepers have ever seen! Firstly it starts with the wannabes, 13, 14 ,15 year olds, burberry caps, matching Tracksuits and glistening white trainers! […]
Lowestoft
Well i am possibly the least likely candidate to ride in and try to save the good name of Lowestoft. My home town is a chaver heaven however the other user to post about the town failed to realise that although the population is fairly ******, there is a small pocket of resistance, who wish […]
