East Anglia - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

clacton – on- sea, **** central

Claton or more normally called crapton as the local ***** say is a seaside town filled with nothing. With there being 200chavs to every normal human being ur swamped with idiotic teenagers waiting to get “boned”. There are 2 schools in the area both with a bad reputation of ***** taking over, swearing at the […]

Borehamwood, **** Central (The flag of Burberry)

Gather round masses and I shall tell you a tale of a town not far from London, a town called Borehamwood…? never heard of it? lucky you, the name itself is enough to make me feel ill. This town has to be the ULTIMATE “soul” home of “chavdom” its a small town in hartfordshire possibly […]

Haverhill

I was shocked not to find Haverhill on Chavtowns until I realised the entire population of it are ****’s. It was my greatest misfortune to work there for a while. What with the smell of the flavours and fragrance factory, the Lard production plant and the dodgy sewerage works (that often flood the **** garden, […]

Desborough

Desborough is ****. Lets get that out of the way first. Lovingly known throughout the realms of ***** and grebs alike as ‘**** Hole’. At the town square, it’s ‘**** O’Clock’ every hour, terrorising other ***** etc. Animals stay away from that area. It has been reported that on radars and other sensory equiptment, the […]

Stevenage

How right has everyone been about this town, but for a couple of things the gangs of the 80’s & early 90’s were to be feared, but thats about as far as it goes. Unfortunatly being this hell hole i’ve had to witness at first hand the dramatic change from somewhere ‘remotely decent’ to pure […]

Walton-on-the-****

A small “finger” of land that juts out on one side from Essex. Sea water on oneside and marshes,or **** bogs on the other side. Overloaded with white caravans in the summer, and leftover ***** that feel they are too good to be seen in neighbouring Clacton or God-Forbid Harwich! (they may have two children […]

Stevenage

whenever i go into town they are usually ******* out outside mcdonalds or on a bench somewhere.In Bragbury End loadza them hang out at the underpass near the shops,just shouting at anyone that goes past,trying2act hard an start a fight. They hang out there with there crappy scooters,wearing there burberry gear,adidas trackies,sovereign rings,sky blue nike […]

Saffron Walden, Essex

By day, this picturesque market town is a tranquil place, dominated by the affluent shoppers from the town and surrounding area. By night, the town is a **** heaven, bringing out its true Essex charm! Many of the town’s ***** have never left the town, and simply copy the styles seen on Trisha and read […]

Flitwick – A small town in the heart of rural Bedfordshire

The small rural town of Flitwick with its small population is plagued. Once a small peaceful place where a parent wouldn’t be scared to send their child to the post office with a small amount of money. In recent years the area has been in decline due to the ever growing **** population which cause […]

Hemel Hempstead

Second nomination for **** capital of the UK Ok, I’ve only heard of this new word, ‘****’, in the last few months, but it seems that these people(loose term) it describes have been around for ever. This is my contribution: I moved to hemel hempstead in 1996 as I got a job offer I couldn’t […]

ely

well well well… ely… that wonderful place with that fat old cathedral. The second smallest city in england, full of historical past with that oliver cromwell dude having lived just down the road… you can just imagine it now: a quiet place full of wonderfull cheery people…. yeah what ever. the townie age is here […]

South Woodham Ferrers

Although Essex has to be the **** capital of the universe, most of the focus has remained on some of the larger **** hotspots; Basildon, Wickford and Canvey Island for example… (admittedly there are quite a few)… Anyways, it is clear that the ***** who cannot afford to live in such superior **** Council Estates […]