I can’t claim to know Chavwich well, having only spent one night there ever, but how this festering boil on Essex’s wobbly backside has escaped getting onto this site already escapes me entirely. Formerly a significant Channel port and minor holiday resort, Harwich has now been left for dead. It has a passable beach but […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Ah Stevenage again
Town centre on a saturday morning…surrounded by tacky, illiterate, in-bred, hand-in-boxers low- IQ, morons. think they are hard, always tryin to start a fight, despite the fact that they approximately 5 feet tall and weigh about as much as a small goat. What damage do they really expect to be able to do in such […]
Romford
The unmistakeable sound of a 15 year old at a train station throwing up at gone 2am, drowning out the noise in the distance of a £70 ford fiesta with 2 grand’s worth of modifications on it pushing the engine to 8000 rpm out of a 24 inch exhaust…. Welcome to Romford, The absolute **** […]
Romford
Ever fancied coming to a modern, exciting town with culture and history? How about visiting a town with many swanky resturants? Or maybe taking in a laid back atmosphere in one of Romford’s many classy watering holes? Or perhaps staying in many classy hotels in this ‘Las Vegas’ style town? Or are you a ‘party […]
Bedford
Omg! This is the chaviest place ever! They hang out near at the cinema and bowling alley(next to pizza hut!) I also see them walking by the river and the way they walk! God they think they are so hard but they look like d*i*c*k*s! Another place is in the town center! And yes Bedford […]
Terrington St Clements – the mutant village
Well, to start off, Terrington St Clements is probably the one place you do not want to go to.. as well as ***** everywhere you look, there are mutants with three eyes and seven legs! if you do not know where terrington is, it is just near the heart of the norfolk ****-land – KINGS […]
Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why?
Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why? Oh, yet another town in amongst the peaceful wilderness of North Norfolk has been taken over by ‘*****’! These malicious-looking creatures, lurk close by to the arcades wallowing in the joyful sounds of the music they bring, to attract more and more of the […]
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King’s Lynn: a prestigious gem reduced to a shallow genepool
Once the 2nd most important town in Medieval England, due to the Port, this once prestigious gem has been reduced to a **** breeding ground. That should be ‘In’-breeding ground. Anyone who has the misfortune to be in Norfolk Street for a night out may wander haplessly into Doctor Thirsty’s – a theme pub of […]
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Ipswich has pathetic gangs the FRONT LINE WARRIORS & YE$ YE$ BRUV CREW
Just adding to the many of the observations of previous posts on Ipswich. Yes the ***** of Ippy do feed their toddlers at McDonald’s. The diet of malnutrition and slow build-up of toxins could be one of the key influences for this now nationally recognised class. In the early to mid/maybe late nineties the ‘ch@vs’ […]
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Stevenage
Stevenage, the definitive **** breeding ground. The town centre is awash with cheap sportswear, fake brand names ‘gold plated’ jewelry (which to a **** obviously means it’s worth more, innit), cheap beer/cider, cigarettes, 14 year old **** mothers dragging their equally gormless and squalid offspring aimlessly around Tesco’s attempting to steal Value nappies, ‘crews’ of […]
Great Yarmouth
Great Yarmouth, the home of the Yarcos. Everywhere you go in this once great British holiday resort there is a ****. Everywhere! Luckily I live in a nice little farming village outside Yarmouth but I have to go to Yarmouth now and then and its not nice. You cant stay too long or you will […]
Tring (Hertfordshire)
Tring, a lovely little town in the 3 county boarders of BEDS, HEARTS and BUCKS, well it was untill the creation on kappa track pants that had poppers on the legs. from the moment that was created and JJB got their stock in it was all down hill. the old market town is a nest […]
