Like any man, I make mistakes. Driven by the yearning of my loins, I like to put my **** in things – indeed potentially a troublesome occupation – but is not variety the spice of life? However, these mistakes tend to be made as a result of selected actions based on irrationality or ill informed […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
harlow
random chavness in harlow as a former resident of sheffield i was suprised to find a larger **** community in harlow than sheffield bearing in mind we have the **** kingdom(meadowhall) in sheffield, i being of the alternative persuasion found in my younger days fun and excitement ******* around with mates on the devonshire green […]
Luton…home of the ‘BAD MANZ’
Well, well, well, 16 years now its been not much longer before i, along with many others can escape the **** ******** town of Luton, Bedfordshire. I personally do not conform to any ‘group’ of people and have had no trouble from anyone, with the exception of ‘*****’. I find it absolutely fascinating that ***** […]
Harlow wins – and here’s why
There’s no question about it – Harlow is **** capital of the world. Some other towns may come close but Harlow was always going to be the deepest cesspit of chavdom for a number of reasons. You see, it was a chavtown long before the word was invented. Back in the Sixties and Seventies this […]
Debden, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill
Well folks, Essex was once known as a suburban paradise for inner city workers to spend there final days as middle aged people and become pensioners. Unfortunately, the youth of these three areas have in recent years, made the traditional “Farmland” into some kind of “Compton, London borough hybrid”. First, there is Debden, Debden is […]
Sudbury
I have only lived here a year, on the infamous springlands estate, more commonly known as springhole, as someone has thoughtfully sprayed on the bridge near my house. Over the past year I’ve seen enough to make me realise I should have stayed away, the broken glass on every footpath is always a reassuring sight […]
Hemel Hempstead – the day I fought back
Hemel, a newtown just NorthWest of London is a mixed bag of chavity. There are some nice places – houses you wouldn’t get change out of £1.5m by the marina- and some hellholes – the Top of the World public house. It feels like a plcae that they have just given up on. A quaint, […]
Stowmarket
This is my first try so bear with me please 🙂 Now, I know this town has been done before but…. yeah i give a ****. I’ve lived in stowmarket for fifteen of my seventeen years in this world, before that I lived in Ipswich, but I was too young to realise what a ******** […]
Basildon – Baz Vegas
Few towns and cities throughout the land can claim to have embraced the lure of chavity than Basildon with such alacrity. A ‘newtown’ (or ‘********’), springing up to the East of London, initially attracting those cheeky chappy cockerneys who are the salt of the Earth and can remember “when you could go out all day […]
Chorleywood – where God botherers and ***** live side by side.
I find it hard to believe that Chorleywood has not yet had a mention on this esteemed website. Apparently this is one of the centres for the charismatic church in the South East, though you would never credit it from the ungodly behaviour of the local ‘youth’ . The favourite **** pastimes include: A) ******* […]
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Rickmansworth/Mill End
Rickmansworth. The place I like too call home. Unfortunately, a population of ***** also call it home. These unattractive people have become more apparent in recent years, though I have no idea why. In this article, I will do my best too describe the Ricmansworth/Mill End *****. Rickmansworth High Street Many ***** love too cruise […]
Thetford is very, very scary
probably the only place in norfolk other than kings lynn, norwich and yarmouth where ***** were born well where do i start, i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve gotta honestly say……thetford isn’t too bad as long as you know your roots and you know where 2 go at what time. if you would […]
