Great Baddow is to be found within the confines of Chelmsford. Too close to avoid being consumed by a giant housing estate, containing some of the chaviest ***** you would (not) wish to come into contact with. The ‘centre’ of Baddow is the lovely ‘Vineyards’ shopping ‘centre’. This was constructed in the 1960’s and is […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Fen Ditton
Alas, not a town yet a village. Was once a peaceful village in which calm people such as myself could relax, but then the ***** (known as townies to locals) took over, they destroyed many things which had been standing for many decades such as war memorials. The main places for ***** in this village […]
Stanford-Le-Hope
‘Stanford-Le-Hope’ in recent years has acquired the nickname ‘Stanford-NO-Hope’ largely due to its enormous **** population. It’s mainly on a Friday night that the ****’s emerge from their council owned slums. They come out in their thousands armed with PenKnifes, Gold chains, Baseball caps, bags of weed (which they’ve stolen from their step-dad’s plantation in […]
Harlow, Essex.
Here we have Harlow – the most Chavtastic Town of them all… Its a total ****-magnet with its classy food establishments (Maccy D’s and Piggy’s cafe) making it one of the most desired areas for any type of ****. In Harlow your never far from a JobCentre Plus or the local Poundstretcher – allowing your […]
ipswich B.M.X track
me and brother do bmx racing as a hobby and travel the country racing, but of all the tracks ours is the worst, you will know this if you ever go to landseer park in the nacton estate area. when me and my brother are practising you wouldn’t beleive the stupidity that goes on there…. […]
Welwyn Garden City more like Welwyn Garden Sh*ty
I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage. People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]
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stevenage
let me tell you about stevenage town centre **** central they mainly hang around mcdonalds if there not stoping people asking for money or **** there mc ing a loud of **** that dont make sence thinking there the best mc that ever lived some times i wish i could get away with shooting them […]
Chelmsford
People have described chelmsford quite well in other posts, but i thought i’d share what happened to me a while back. I was happily walking to work minding my own business, trying not to get my suit wet in the rain when i heard a noise like 4 tractors having a ********. I turned my […]
Epping made me weep
What in heaven’s name is happening to this country? Recently my wife and I visited Epping, the town where we grew up, and took a walk down the High Street. It used to be a wonderful experience, full magic and mystery. The cattle market; two sweet shops (including The Golden Iris, a glorious little wonky […]
Benfleet / Tarpots
Ah… Benfleet. Hemmed in a triangle of chavviness, that being the Basildon/Canvey/Southend trio of doom. Benfleet itself might as well be two seperate places. Theres a section, (a **** may be heard to remark on this area as being "up on da ill") of very expensive housing, in plesant, well maintained streets. A private security […]
Basildon, a self-contained ‘New Town’ to clear the slums of East London
Built as a self-contained ‘New Town’ to clear the slums of East London, Basildon has become one of the South-East’s great success stories. Boasting one of Europe’s largest shopping centres and having an enviable array of sporting facilities makes Basildon a great place for young families to work and live. Of course, this is all […]
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Braintree
I, like many other hard working people live in quiet town called Braintree. Famous to historians for the cattlemarket that used to be held in the towncentre every saturday and for the old victorian school/museum down Mannor Street. UNTIL They arrived….*****, TOWNIES, **** whatever you want to call them. It seemed as if I woke […]
