So, apparently Alabama has been relocated to the UK and renamed Brandon. This tiny, seemingly quiet and peaceful town, morphs into a comedic ****-a-thon at sundown. The main reason for the chavish behaviour, I beleive, simply has to do with boredom. There’s not much to do in Brandon. Thetford is the nearest town with any […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Clacton-On-Sea
Clacton is full of *****. Everywhere you look is a ****. I can’t stand it anylonger, everywhere I go I am tourmented by them (by the way i am not an old granny complaning, im 29). Personally, I think that someone should clean those ***** up and stop them from getting up to mischieve, I […]
Hitchin – Behind The Scenes.
Aah Hitchin, that quaint little town just off Stevenage, nestled in rolling Hertfordshire countryside. To the inexperienced eye, Hitchin is almost a haven for any non-**** resident of Stevenage, a place to escape when the going gets tough, a diamond in the rough perhaps. You can sip your cappucino in one of Hitchin’s stylish cafe’s, browse […]
Burnham On Crouch
harlston… **** populatiry: the whole bloody town
harlston is the biggest place of those gobby loud mouth ****** ***** its not safe at night to walk down the street because gary boys (***** with old fords which a “mental” stero system) will run you down, a desserted waste land called the wreck which is just a feild but is the coolest place to […]
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Maldon, Essex
Maldon, on the Blackwater estuary, a once nice town with elderly residents, now a premier hole. The centre of both of the ***** lives is The Plume (which any decent person doesn’t go to and if they have to go to a comprehensive and want a decent education go to Sandon), where they learn how […]
Haverhill – **** Capital Of The World?
I cannot believe that this little gem of a **** Town, has not already made it onto this site? I would suggest that this town which was used as a dumping ground for post war *****, could possibly be the **** Capital of the world! Yes there are the usual pound shops etc, and dodgy burger restaurants […]
Hornchurch and Brentwood
Ill educated guffawing buffoons. The amount and stupidity of ***** in Brentwood and Hornchurch is absolutely appalling. One night i was at a rock club in Brentwood which usually occupies about 200 people, and about 60 ***** turn up with their nike hats and council house facelifts, expecting to and threatening to, **** everyone there. It’s […]
Stevenage, looming dirty grey-stone buildings wherever you go
Stevenage. Even the name has **** undertones. As one of the major definitive **** breeding grounds in the UK, ***** have populated this part of the land far longer than most, due to the New Town and the surrounding suburbs (grotty council estates is a more accurate description) was primarily built to house poor working-class […]
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Rayleigh – Developing Chavtown
As many other towns around Essex start to spiral out of control it is Rayleigh that is often overlooked by critics. With violence escalating and the hoards of hooded gangs slowly dominating the streets it is not long before the once quaint town of Rayleigh is transformed into yet another ghetto of in-bred *****’s and […]
Bushey, Watford and the entire WD Postcode – The ‘loins’ of Chavdom
Ah yes. Matched only by the birthplace of the mafia, corleone, for such a small village having such momentous worldwide impact, Bushey is truly the loins of chavdom . From this insignificant little village, some of the biggest and baddest kevs & ***** of our and previous generations have sauntered forth into the neighbouring towns […]
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Kesgrave – Suffolk’s new **** Capital
Hello again, it has been a while I must admit. Since i last wrote, i have had time to finish my next study of the suffolk-based ****, with a glance to the small village/pit known as Kesgrave, just outside Ipswich. This village used to be small and even picturesque, with the bell pub, and a […]
