By day the respectable home of horse racing, by night the regional Mecca for any **** and ******** who lives near a bus stop or can blag a ride of their mates. And just look at the catchment area, Haverhill, Sudbury, Soham; the jewels in East Anglia’s **** crown. The Orange Tree/Deniro’s seems the primary […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
Silver End, that was then, this is now…
In the 1920s, one man’s vision became reality when a village was built to house his employees in his window business. This village was Silver End. It was an extremely modern village with a dentist, cinema, doctors, school, a massive village hall, a police station and a two storey department store. The village also included […]
Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire
I am a greebo in Sawbridgeworth, I cause no trouble and I am unhappy to say my picturesque villiage is becoming dominated by *****. I can’t walk about after 8pm, from fear of a group known as ‘The Hamsleys’. I advise you not to walk through the park next to the church after 7:30pm on […]
canvey island!
you havent seen anything yet until you have been to canvey island in essex! a ******* **** on every corner giving abuse to every passer by throwing bricks and vandalising everything in sight! graffiti on every wall with every ‘gang’ name you can think of, a quick example of stupid ******* idiotic gang names including: MVD or […]
Grays, Essex. Oh the horror.
I spent approximately fourteen years living in Grays before I escaped the the equally chavtastic Stirling so I’d hope that I would be somewhat of an expert on possibly the most hideous small town within the British Isles. My parents, for their sins still live in this pit, and nothing prepares me for the horrors […]
waltham abbey
welcome to the burbery, white lightning drinking ,hair dryer(oh sorry i mean mo-ped)driving town in essex, these things oh i mean ***** better not say things might hurt there feelings have spawed from no were used to be a nice town now they have taken over tescos i mean serioulsy tecos aint they got better […]
hemel- My journey into **** hell
After living in Dunstable for the first 11 years of my life, and going to primary school in Luton, I didn’t think it could get much worse. I could not of been more wrong. My parents decided the best place for me was J.F.K in Hemel Hempstead a.k.a ” emel emstead” And if I were […]
Romford market
As a newcomer to this site I’m flabbergasted to find no reports on Romford market, the hell-hole that **** east Londoners thinks is a posh step up the retail ladder. It’s crappy shops, fast food ‘restaurants’ and theme (the theme being ****) pubs attract a multitude of **** visitors from all over north/east London and Essex. All […]
Sudbury – Yet another **** town
Sudbury is a town which seems to have grown very quickly and engulphed the village of cornard, so much so that you cant actually tell when you have left one and entered the other. Sudbury is the next big town after the other **** capital, Haverhill. In both these places they seem to breed *****. […]
Kids play areas: The new **** magnets.
I remember a time when living close to a kids play area was a great selling point for any house. Your kids could go and play on the swings and it meant the area was family-friendly. How things have changed. To give you some idea, I live in a generally quiet and respectable housing estate in a […]
Diss a Historic Market Town
A old town. Its victorian lamp posts still hang in the park, Pictures are displayed of its past with victorian people having fun, walking along the town center with its ******* flowers you’ll be hard pressed to find a building under 100 years old. A 800 year old church tops the town center street off […]
Saffron Walden, unlikely candidate
Saffon Walden, lying near the Essex / Cambridgeshire border, was recently labelled the best place to live in Britain. It is indeed a pleasant town… until dusk. This remnant of Olde England is now heavily polluted by *****, who take over the town’s pubs and cause such trouble at chucking-out time that the local police […]
