Lakeside is the **** hive.you can see many ***** standing at the bottem of the escalators looking up the ********’s skirts and then making the matting call of the ****,Oi i wan ah shag u.but said as one word. Lakeside used to be a nice place to shop but now its a no go.and well […]
Category: East Anglia
The Worst places to live in East Anglia
South Woodham Ferrers. Home of the fastest **** roundabout in the west.
There’s nothing quite like the deafening howl of an aging 1.4 Escort’s exhaust tailpipe the size of a dustbin at 3am Sunday morning to help you with a restful sleep. My flat overlooks a main roundabout in the middle of this small town in Essex where between 10pm and 3am on a Friday and Saturday, […]
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Huntingdon (Misunderstood)
**** off all u goths u infest huntingdon, sittin up the fountain bit all lookin sad n **** cheer up its 2000 i went olivers last wednesday n its bad nite its the only place u lot can go without fear of getting beaten up every1 there id never seen before was so funni they […]
Bishops’s Stortford aka – **** Town
Well what can i say apart from this lovely Hertfordshire town has turned into a east london ghetto!! (Yea Right) All the local asbo’s ******* down the complex, using Mcdonalds toilets and trying to sneak into the bowling alley bar, thinking if they put there hoods up no one will notice then. The barry boys doing the […]
Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain
Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]
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Buggy Brigade Central, Watford Town!!
Watford is the equal to the meaning ****, Where young mummys walk around in groups of four or more called the buggy brigade discussing their non exsistant babys daddys and the new fashion accesories, their mixed race child, and in every group their is at least one Amy. They all attend a mums and tots group called Girlabout exclusivly for the […]
Harlow: town of mystery.
The mystery being how it has survived without falling apart! Most of the buildings are either of the original 1950s concrete and steel girder variety (several buildings like Staple Tye’s shopping center had to be knocked down due to being fundementally unsafe) or of the tacky “Brookside” brick or 1990s painted metal variety. Harlow is […]
Dagenham, Halfway To Hell
Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If **** heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell. Like Romford, Dagenham has its own nightlife, but most of this involves the not so elusive **** and the ever famous Dagenham Bowl, a bowling alley that seems […]
Romford :- Home of the Original ****
Romford is, to say the least, a place where a ****’s dreams can come true. The sometimes elusive regional **** is so common here they have their own classification. Essex Boy and Essex Girl. A spattering of boy racers, Burberry and fake white leather stillettos are certainly at home in this London Borough. If you fancy a good […]
Bar Hill, near Cambridge, Inbredsville
If you ever drive on the A14, make sure you never turn off the road at the junction for Bar Hill, it is populated with the biggest inbreeders in Britain and there is **** all else to do apart from go to a giant Tesco, the Fox pub or shag your sister. I’ve spent the […]
“you don’t agree with me, so i’m gonna smash your face in” (Norwich)
now i happen to like the city very much that im about to talk about but it,like many other places has a bunch of tosspots that will have apop for no reason,the city in question is Norwich but i do have to say again that i like the place loads……. it was a Saturday night in […]
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Chadwell-St-Mary
far far farrr away from its friendly church sounding name you have the real chadwell-st-mary a town that looks like a friendly place but has been home to some of essex and east londons most noutorious villians the pub the cross keys known for violence and drink abuse often has young ***** ******* around outside […]
