The worst places to live in Norfolk
Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn.. A known home of C***s and *********, Well Swaffham is kind of King’s Lynns child, A smaller yet just as bad if not worse place, C***s bloody everywhere.. especially in the beautifully (yes i typed that sarcastically) decorated Greyhound Pub.. If you want to have a fight, pick […]
Read More… from Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn
Magdalen street on a friday night, spectator sport or what?. If the dedicated chavspotter is brave enough, he or she can venture on to Magdalen street on any Friday or Saturday night, to do so you must have 3 things, 1 balls of steel, 2 a digital camera, 3 a handgun. Once you are so […]
I am aghast that Thetford has until now failed to feature on this site. I have a theory: Everybody who lives in or visits Thetford is a ****. This neatly explains its absence hitherto, as ***** themselves would surely not be interested in a website such as this. I work on the outskirts of the […]
Everything Greenman12 says is the truth, but not the ONLY truth, hence I feel Norwich deserves an alternative perspective. Norwich is a good enough town to provide considerable shelter from the chavalanche that holds undeniable presence here. Riverside is indeed the prinicipal magnet for tracksuited retards; it has a bowling alley – the ultimate participant […]
Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why? Oh, yet another town in amongst the peaceful wilderness of North Norfolk has been taken over by ‘*****’! These malicious-looking creatures, lurk close by to the arcades wallowing in the joyful sounds of the music they bring, to attract more and more of the […]
Read More… from Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why?
Once the 2nd most important town in Medieval England, due to the Port, this once prestigious gem has been reduced to a **** breeding ground. That should be ‘In’-breeding ground. Anyone who has the misfortune to be in Norfolk Street for a night out may wander haplessly into Doctor Thirsty’s – a theme pub of […]
Read More… from King’s Lynn: a prestigious gem reduced to a shallow genepool
Great Yarmouth, the home of the Yarcos. Everywhere you go in this once great British holiday resort there is a ****. Everywhere! Luckily I live in a nice little farming village outside Yarmouth but I have to go to Yarmouth now and then and its not nice. You cant stay too long or you will […]
So it’s Saturday morning, and there’s things to be done and things to be bought, so it’s into the city centre… Bad news. Dodging piles of vomit and dropped kebabs from the night before you make your way down to the city centre. First stop the Castle Mall. This monstrosity that takes up half the […]
Read More… from Norwich – A city for everybody, if your a ****.
The best way to observe the North Walsham ***** is to travel to North Walsham on the train from Norwich. You will be able to mingle with them as they will be returning from Norwich with their bags of dire sportswear from ‘Soccer World’, the female **** will have a ‘Jane Norman’ bag and they […]
Norwich was once an impressive City in East Anglia with a great agricultural and manufacturing history. One of the few pleasant towns that can successfully pull off a mix of new and old architecture, Norwich in recent years has succumbed to the devil spawn youth of New Labour: the ****. Like nuns in a cucumber […]
Norwich, capital of East Anglia, and medieval jewel of the broads… or so you would think. Upon entering the city on the A11 you are welcomed by a sign say “Welcome to Norwich, a fine city” This in it’s self proves that ***** can read, as they clearly think this is some kind of an […]
Come over to great yarmouth to visit the numerous hang outs for serious *****, everybody knows that they race up and down our seafront with their blinging fake soveriegn rings and their punto’s, Or strut like john travolta down regent road. But if we dig beneath the surface we can find the real hard core […]
