The worst places to live in Essex
I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming qualities at all. Central to the town is the Victoria Circus shopping centre, half of its shops are closed down and the other half sell discount sportswear, […]
Read More… from Southend-on-sea: Face to face with the missing link
The Apocalyptic End… and it doesn’t stop here!Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent […]
I had the experience of returning to live in this town after living away for 5 years and was dismayed to see that the **** culture has increased by epic proportions. Braintree has always been renowned for ****** cockney wannabe ****, though I personally blame Freeport designer village. This shopping centre just outside town is […]
A hairy wart of a town in Essex that is primarily responsible for dragging the county down, at least more so than any other pile of concrete excretions for miles and miles around. Some of Basildon’s features and especially suburbs are truly on the same **** scale as any of the **** holes named and […]
As a native of Romford its a shame i have to write this but what a ******* **** hole.years ago it wasnt that bad, half decent market,a couple of good cinemas and some not bad shops.Then not only did the ***** take over but the town planners became ***** as well.They first built the “dolphin […]
I only had the pleasure of spending a few hours in this town but is displayed some of the qualities of a chavtown. We visited my girlfriend’s brother as he had just bought an ex-council house, the only thing first time buyers can be expected to afford in Essex without help from either the Lottery […]
***** (or hood **** as i know them) like to hang about on Duke Street, which is the area of **** culinary heaven boasting around 5 kebab shops, two pizza places and a DFC (dodgy fried chicken) all in a 150 metre length. The local council recently demolished the seating area outside macdonalds purely because […]
Take it from me – you do not want to ever visit this godforsaken ********. The only reason to go there is to pass through on the way to Tilbury – and you don’t want to bother with that toilet either. I had the gross misfortune to have to live in Grays for 18 months […]
Oh my good ******* grief! ROMFORD is just about the lowest common denominator in the whole of Chavdom bar NONE. If you see a male under the age of 17 walking down the road, who isn’t wearing the uniform of track suit,white trainers and cap (at a jaunty angle of course) you actually turn and […]
I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]
Read More… from Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast
Basildon is **** central, with varying levels of chavness depending on whether you are in one of the many council estates such as Vange or Somercoates, or if you’ve had the misfortune to wander into nearby Pitsea. Choice of transport depends on how much benefit fraud you can commit, ranging from the old favorite Vauxhall […]
Where do I start? Let’s try McDonalds…Anyone who has visited or lived in Barkingside will no doubt have seen the chaviest looking ‘people’ who loiter outside the poshest eatery in the town. I don’t quite know why they choose McDonalds, maybe in the hope of finding some scraps of turdburger in the litter that accumulates […]
