I can’t claim to know Chavwich well, having only spent one night there ever, but how this festering boil on Essex’s wobbly backside has escaped getting onto this site already escapes me entirely. Formerly a significant Channel port and minor holiday resort, Harwich has now been left for dead. It has a passable beach but […]
Category: Essex
The worst places to live in Essex
Romford
The unmistakeable sound of a 15 year old at a train station throwing up at gone 2am, drowning out the noise in the distance of a £70 ford fiesta with 2 grand’s worth of modifications on it pushing the engine to 8000 rpm out of a 24 inch exhaust…. Welcome to Romford, The absolute **** […]
Romford
Ever fancied coming to a modern, exciting town with culture and history? How about visiting a town with many swanky resturants? Or maybe taking in a laid back atmosphere in one of Romford’s many classy watering holes? Or perhaps staying in many classy hotels in this ‘Las Vegas’ style town? Or are you a ‘party […]
Saffron Walden
Ok, I’m sorry but this is not ‘biggin’ up’ Saffron Walden as a “**** Town” as said by enemyoftownfolk and alexandre2k. I have lived in S/W all my life and if you actually had a look around you would find out that this little market town has a lot of ‘normal’ 20-something’s as well. Now […]
Loughton
Loughton is part of the “Golden Triangle”. Other towns that make up the other parts of the triangle are Chig-Chavistan and Buckhurstill […]
Grays
Grey, grim, industrial Thames Estuary wasteland, neighbouring Lakeside, which shines in the distance like a **** Oz would to the **** Dorothy, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion. In Burberry. […]
Chelmsford
I, unfortunately, through my own fault of either not doing well enough at school (or being too lazy to look for another job) work for one of the towns large food retailers. Another unfortunate consequence of this is the fact I come into contact with some of the filthiest excuses for human beings around today. […]
Witham
If you want to visit a town that has had a culture bypass this is it. I live on one of the many sprawling **** ******** council estates in close proximity to a ‘family’ of **** ********. The word family has been re-defined in this neck of the woods to absent father (or two) one […]
O little town of Bethlehem.(sorry Basildon)
Jesus could not have been born in Basildon. After all, where on earth would you be able to find three wise men and a virgin in Basildon ? Basildon has long be one of the towns that gave chavdom to the world. People were ***** in Baz, long before anybody had dreamed of using the […]
Basildon aka Chavildon
Basildon, the biggest s**t hole in the east! it is **** cental… the chavest place to be seen (well romford is one a par too but hey) it is just like one big **** converntion. With gangs of ten year old thugs running around after each other shouting abuse like “I am gona smack ur […]
Debden, Loughton and Buckhurst Hill
Lets start with Debden, its a crapy cancil esate with hunderds of little **** kids everywhere. The younger ***** aged 8-11 hang round at pyrles lane witch is a row of shops in the estate. the mini ***** who hang around here call themsleves the pyrles lane possi, but are known to everyonelse as the […]
Saffron Walden
The good old Historic market town of Saffron Walden has seriously gone downhill in the past few years. ***** now pretty much own the town after about 7 pm, swarming all over the place like a plaugue of burberry clad ****. In this lovely town, you will come across the most unoriginal people, idiots all […]
