Having recently had the misfortune to stay in this mother of all **** holes, it comes highly recommended for anyone wanting to experience and enjoy the **** sub-culture. Grays is only a stone’s throw (literally for many of its residents) from the new Lakeside shopping centre where doubtless many of the undesirable Grays residents are […]
Category: Essex
The worst places to live in Essex
Lakeside (thurrock)
Lakeside is the **** hive.you can see many ***** standing at the bottem of the escalators looking up the ********’s skirts and then making the matting call of the ****,Oi i wan ah shag u.but said as one word. Lakeside used to be a nice place to shop but now its a no go.and well […]
South Woodham Ferrers. Home of the fastest **** roundabout in the west.
There’s nothing quite like the deafening howl of an aging 1.4 Escort’s exhaust tailpipe the size of a dustbin at 3am Sunday morning to help you with a restful sleep. My flat overlooks a main roundabout in the middle of this small town in Essex where between 10pm and 3am on a Friday and Saturday, […]
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Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain
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Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]
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Harlow: town of mystery.
The mystery being how it has survived without falling apart! Most of the buildings are either of the original 1950s concrete and steel girder variety (several buildings like Staple Tye’s shopping center had to be knocked down due to being fundementally unsafe) or of the tacky “Brookside” brick or 1990s painted metal variety. Harlow is […]
Dagenham, Halfway To Hell
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Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If **** heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell. Like Romford, Dagenham has its own nightlife, but most of this involves the not so elusive **** and the ever famous Dagenham Bowl, a bowling alley that seems […]
Romford :- Home of the Original ****
Romford is, to say the least, a place where a ****’s dreams can come true. The sometimes elusive regional **** is so common here they have their own classification. Essex Boy and Essex Girl. A spattering of boy racers, Burberry and fake white leather stillettos are certainly at home in this London Borough. If you fancy a good […]
Chadwell-St-Mary
far far farrr away from its friendly church sounding name you have the real chadwell-st-mary a town that looks like a friendly place but has been home to some of essex and east londons most noutorious villians the pub the cross keys known for violence and drink abuse often has young ***** ******* around outside […]
Silver End, that was then, this is now…
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In the 1920s, one man’s vision became reality when a village was built to house his employees in his window business. This village was Silver End. It was an extremely modern village with a dentist, cinema, doctors, school, a massive village hall, a police station and a two storey department store. The village also included […]
canvey island!
you havent seen anything yet until you have been to canvey island in essex! a ******* **** on every corner giving abuse to every passer by throwing bricks and vandalising everything in sight! graffiti on every wall with every ‘gang’ name you can think of, a quick example of stupid ******* idiotic gang names including: MVD or […]
Grays, Essex. Oh the horror.
I spent approximately fourteen years living in Grays before I escaped the the equally chavtastic Stirling so I’d hope that I would be somewhat of an expert on possibly the most hideous small town within the British Isles. My parents, for their sins still live in this pit, and nothing prepares me for the horrors […]
waltham abbey
welcome to the burbery, white lightning drinking ,hair dryer(oh sorry i mean mo-ped)driving town in essex, these things oh i mean ***** better not say things might hurt there feelings have spawed from no were used to be a nice town now they have taken over tescos i mean serioulsy tecos aint they got better […]