Oh how this town has changed! It used to be a nice place to live it is now blighted by Eastern Europeans and people who live in places like Cavendish Avenue that think they are something way above their lowly heritage. They forget they live on the edge of one of the worst areas in […]
Category: Essex
The worst places to live in Essex
Living in Thurrock, Essex
I remember my early years in the town of Stanford-le-hope in Thurrock, we lived in a lovely modern new build home, and when I was 4 years old crime and **** levels became out of hand, and we moved, right to the top of essex to a small village right between Colchester and Ipswich. I […]
Tilbury, a God-forsaken town of disgruntled, rancorous d*ckheads
Amidst the glitz and glamour that Essex is ostensibly known for, there lies towns that differ from that image. Tilbury is a pertinent example of those ‘towns’. I’m reluctant to even call it a ‘town’. It doesn’t deserve that title. I think somewhere along the lines of ‘cess pit’, ‘slum’, ‘shantytown’ would be more appropriate. […]
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Hawkwell And Hockley
Ahh Hockley and Hawkwell are both the same thing quite little peacfull villages with a small population and friendly locals not much really happens to be hounest but there is one major problem and that is the village high street and Hockley train station well start off by telling you all about the village eldon […]
Harlow, Essex’s answer to Pripyat
What to say about Harlow…a place that new town planners had taken their primordial scalpel to and butchered leaving characterless housing estates and banal shrines of grey concrete that for some reason were supposed to represent progression, prosperity and modernism. For example Terminus House, a huge monstrosity at the epicentre of the town that both […]
Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’
Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where i’m from. The thing is, it’s hard to dislike Romford – it’s a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, it’s notorious for a lot of really […]
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Tilbury: Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town
Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town, where nobody works, **** of the earth live & kids play on the street until the early hours of the morning. Everybody I see, smokes weed. Everybody I look at is ****. Everything I do is better than the ******** do that live here. Outside the 3 […]
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Ode to Basildon
Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]
My school days in Pitsea.
I went to St Margaret`s C of E school in Bowers Gifford Pitsea in the 1940s/50s. The infant`s teacher back then was a Miss B.This very strict and wonderful lady had total control over a lot of sometimes misbehaved children. This school back then was high church of england,with a large statue of Mary in the […]
Great Notley
Great Notley is definitely part of Chavland. However it is a suttle part. Many of the ***** here try to pretend not to be *****. They try to put on airs and graces but they betray themselves carelessly because of their ignorance. They call lavatories "toilets" and napkins "serviettes" and so on, but try to […]
Harlow, Essex
Upon finding this website, i noticed that there was split ideas on the town of Harlow, Essex. Yes there are Yobs, *****, Thugs, ****** and alike. But i am here to tell a story. 10 years ago, my family moved from what has been described in the past as “THE worst place in the universe” […]
Maldon and heybridge
Maldon and heybridge, two joint towns, when people first see these towns, they think its a nice, peacefull place. they couldnt be more wrong. it is actually a degenerating ********, overrun with *****. so lets start with maldon. the bigger of the two towns, top **** hangouts: West Maldon community centre: on a friday night this […]