Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]
Category: Bedfordshire
The worst places to live in Bedfordshire
millbrook
well .. what can we say about millbrook .. its a delightful place especially with the 14 year old pregnant girls don the corner shop asking for **** and booze for the babys of course .. nah wnt be too harsh … but if totton and lordshill are ***** then what the **** does that […]
Dunstable
I have now completed a year working in the Dunstable area and any day now I am expecting the Queen to summon me for my knighthood. Dunstable has to be one of the worst towns in the country. It has more taxi drivers than people, I swear I was asked if I needed a taxi (although […]
Sandy, Bedfordshire – **** Island
Sandy may be far smaller than it’s ****** neighbour Biggleswade, with none of the essential shops for your average **** (New Look, poundstretcher), but that doesn’t stop the place from bursting at the seams with the number of ***** – just like their tracksuit bottoms. Teen mums bulldozing flocks of kids with pushchairs, describing the […]
Luton
Like any man, I make mistakes. Driven by the yearning of my loins, I like to put my **** in things – indeed potentially a troublesome occupation – but is not variety the spice of life? However, these mistakes tend to be made as a result of selected actions based on irrationality or ill informed […]
Luton…home of the ‘BAD MANZ’
Well, well, well, 16 years now its been not much longer before i, along with many others can escape the **** ******** town of Luton, Bedfordshire. I personally do not conform to any ‘group’ of people and have had no trouble from anyone, with the exception of ‘*****’. I find it absolutely fascinating that ***** […]
Bedford – again…
People have bought up Bedford before, that sleepy market town, set by the river Ouse, where even the geese are discriminated against… But enough of this idyllic scene. Four very ****** things have come to my attention over the last few days and how they shock me to the core. The first being Burberry “****” […]
Biggleswade
A town with 1 claim to fame: they make Greene King ales there I have to drive through the place every morning and Im frequently stunned by the lack of suitable genetic material in the locals. Not only do baseball caps seem to be MANDATORY but there seems to be a big craze for piggy […]
Bedford
Omg! This is the chaviest place ever! They hang out near at the cinema and bowling alley(next to pizza hut!) I also see them walking by the river and the way they walk! God they think they are so hard but they look like d*i*c*k*s! Another place is in the town center! And yes Bedford […]
Bedford, top of the class in ruining a perfect date!
Wanting to go on a date? Why not go to Bedford? You could go to Russell park and have sticks and joint butts thrown at you, probably to end up being chased away by the CRRC (The Castle Road Rude Crew) – an obnoxious bunch of 15 year olds running around with baseball bats. No? […]
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Leighton Buzzard: without the boys in blue, ***** would be running the streets
I saw this town on the list and was amazed that nobody has actually posted on it. I have only ever been there a few times, although i often pass on the way to Milton Keynes. it is probably the most ****-******** hell hole i have ever seen. One day, unfortunately I was not present, […]
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Flitwick – A small town in the heart of rural Bedfordshire
The small rural town of Flitwick with its small population is plagued. Once a small peaceful place where a parent wouldn’t be scared to send their child to the post office with a small amount of money. In recent years the area has been in decline due to the ever growing **** population which cause […]
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