Well, where can you start!!!!
Bracknell, one of the worst places to get mugged in England or RAPED, as recent events and the news have shown. It’s dirty, grimy, ****** and you’re the local hero, if you pass A you’re GCSE or ,maybe even college, but don’t go to far. The part of Harmans Water is where you get beaten up for looking simply at a lamp-post. Property is hard to find once you want to move out of the council flat, as youre windows are broken and the pigeons keep on flying in ******** on you’re car boot sale sofa.
You’ve seen nothing like Great Hollands, just mentioning the name screws you up!!
As you can see, “Bracknell, well worth a visit!”, according to the mayor.