Biggleswade

A town with 1 claim to fame:
they make Greene King ales there
I have to drive through the place every morning and Im frequently stunned by the lack of suitable genetic material in the locals.
Not only do baseball caps seem to be MANDATORY but there seems to be a big craze for piggy eyes and freakishly short arms.
Due to a lack of ANYTHING discernably interesting in the place the locals seem to have devolved into mid 1800’s Ku Klux Klan members, completely paranoid about anyone that doesnt seem to fit in with their Royston Vaseyish attitude to the outside world.