Since the demise of Safeways and the introduction of Aldi-Bearwood has become a mecca for Big Issue sellers,dogs on strings,hooped earrings the size of car tyres , Sovereign **** and rings and of course fake lacoste clothings.
You got a pound to make a phone call?, spare change …you ****,etc are familar crys along this once prosperous shopping centre.Fashion must have for this season is a rabid dog(no,not their female relatives-of which there are many) -be advised if you have small children that they will be mauled and biten as the ****** **** have no control over the beasts(no ,not their female relatives..)
This is a multicultural area and as such it is not just white trash that has been affected by the disease of C.H.A.V. -counterfeit Nike 360 and fire hazard trackie bottoms are a Bennetton advert for the excrement that has taken hold of a area that was once called “the tenth best place to be stabbed in”.
Hungry? no problems there-this High Street contains more shrines to MRM(mechanically recovered meat) than anywhere in the western world-of particular note is Neelams kebab house-open 24hrs-special offer chips,rat meat in a tray and free can of Panda pop 2 pounds only. Or for pigeon meat try Sams Chicken and ribs-be careful as you may end up eating part of the staffs limbs as they are always under the influence of the homegrown skunk that has ******** the vicinity.
You are safe as long as you are under 50 or over 10-otherwise the tattooed faced plastic gangsters will have your purse before you can say fake Burberry
