Ashford in Middlesex is a town just west of London and is under the flightpath of Heathrow airport. It really is chavtastic. We have a Greggs which seems to be the ***** meeting point along with the cheap supermarket in the high street. I dont know its name because I only shop in Marks & Spencers!! They like to hang around rapping tunes as they eat their steak pies (2 for a £1). If they want to take the bus then theay can shop in Farm Food at Sunbury Cross where there is always a nice smell of stale **** (cheap ones). Tins of beans 3 for a £1