Chippenham, Wiltshire

Really great place for *****, mainly because their parents are probably ***** as well. I’m amazed there aren’t more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the town bridge or dump a shopping trolley in the river which is already full of litter, just like the rest of the town. Also a really nasty smell of piss hangs around in the high street.

When the ***** go home they will spend most of the time bolting random **** onto a car that they think looks awesome, but is really just a pile of sh*t. Don’t even think of going here whatever anyone tells you it really is that bad.

By: Marty