**** capital of Manchester. Don’t waste your money taking the kids to a theme park or zoo. The place you should take them is the Civic Centre, what a place to view the **** and ******** in all its glory. The **** with his worn out trackies and trainers, has to save up a few quid from his giro for new ones. The ******** with her cheap and nasty hollow 9ct gold earrings, not the one pair but a few. If they wore real gold they ears would be longer than a spaniels, but then they look classy. The **** and ******** are also fully soved up, with a ring on each finger, ideally sovs but any cheap tacky 9ct ring will do from Argos. The ********* favourite day is social day, where she can go and invest her hard earned money in some family heirlooms, anything cheap and nasty from the Elizabeth Duke range will do. The sprogs she has sporn usually have, if its a baby **** a home bonehead haircut, and the usual trackies and trainers, and an ear pierced, as to emulate daddy ****. The baby ******** follows the typical female route to Chavettehood, cheap nasty earrings, and the ultimate piece of jewellery her name made of cheap nasty hollow gold slung around her neck. I think thats in case any future boyfriends forget their name while breeding a new generation. I do mean boyfriends, because the average ******** breeds like a rat and would not be content with one man to father her babies, when several is the norm, but she loved them all.
