Is Birtley, Tyne and Wear a nice place to live?

Is Birtley a nice place to live or is Birtley a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Birtley meets our criteria.

How likely are you to a victim of crime in Birtley?

The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Birtley. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 10 wards nearest to the centre of Birtley. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5

#WardCrime Rank
1North Lodge22916
2Washington South22077
3Washington West19464
4Washington Central18744
5Chester-le-Street North16370
6Low Fell13840
7Birtley11839
8Lamesley11714
9Pelton11036
10Chowdene10389
Crime
FAILED

Reader Opinion:

The Hell That Is Sunderland

Is Birtley a healthy place to live?

If you are thinking of moving to Birtley, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Birtley residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.

Local Authority%
Newcastle upon Tyne6.33
Gateshead (Birtley)7.37
South Tyneside7.66
Sunderland8

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Birtley. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 10 wards nearest to the centre of Birtley. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.

#WardHealth Rank
1North Lodge (Best)16340
2Low Fell14232
3Washington South11460
4Chester-le-Street North11183
5Pelton9694
6Washington Central8988
7Washington West8270
8Birtley6350
9Lamesley5582
10Chowdene (Worst)5382
Health
FAILED
Reader Opinion:

Washington, Tyne & Wear, the sh*t on the boot which is Sunderland

Is Birtley rough?

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 10 wards in and around Birtley. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 8 out of 10 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5

#WardDeprivation Rank
1North Lodge26141
2Low Fell22251
3Chester-le-Street North18248
4Washington South16939
5Pelton14908
6Washington West14864
7Washington Central13808
8Chowdene10911
9Birtley10474
10Lamesley8595
Deprivation
FAILED



How affordable are the rents in Birtley?

Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Birtley rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for Tyne and Wear.

BedsGatesheadTyne and Wear
1£450£480
2£513£550
3£595£639
4£795£1250
Affordable Rents
PASSED



How much can I earn in Birtley per week?

If you are thinking of moving to Birtley, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Birtley's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.

#Local AuthorityMedian Pw
1Newcastle upon Tyne£635.00
2Gateshead (Birtley)£605.10
3South Tyneside£600.00
4Sunderland£582.40
Wages
PASSED



So, is Birtley a nice place to live?

Is Birtley a nice place to live?
NO*
* Probably.