Is Alford, Lincolnshire a nice place to live?

Is Alford a nice place to live or is Alford a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Alford meets our criteria.

How likely are you to a victim of crime in Alford?

The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Alford. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 9 wards nearest to the centre of Alford. To pass this section, 7 out of 9 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5

#WardCrime Rank
1Withern & Theddlethorpe27894
2Sutton on Sea25364
3Alford25125
4Willoughby with Sloothby25112
5Burgh le Marsh24409
6Spilsby22299
7Chapel St Leonards17739
8Mablethorpe13820
9Ingoldmells511
crime
PASSED

Reader Opinion:

Stoneleigh: residents ought to be stoned!

Is Alford a healthy place to live?

If you are thinking of moving to Alford, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Alford residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.

Local Authority%
North Kesteven4.85
Boston5.8
North East Lincolnshire6.5
East Lindsey (Alford)8.16

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Alford. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 9 wards nearest to the centre of Alford. To pass this section, 7 out of 9 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.

#WardHealth Rank
1Withern & Theddlethorpe (Best)12829
2Willoughby with Sloothby12553
3Alford10581
4Spilsby9493
5Burgh le Marsh5758
6Sutton on Sea3971
7Ingoldmells2979
8Chapel St Leonards2251
9Mablethorpe1289
Health
FAILED
Reader Opinion:

Crawley vs Croydon vs Sutton

Is Alford rough?

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 9 wards in and around Alford. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 7 out of 9 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5

#WardDeprivation Rank
1Burgh le Marsh11634
2Spilsby11184
3Alford9121
4Willoughby with Sloothby7938
5Withern & Theddlethorpe7369
6Sutton on Sea5106
7Chapel St Leonards3107
8Ingoldmells1829
9Mablethorpe1619
Deprivation
FAILED



How affordable are the rents in Alford?

Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Alford rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for Lincolnshire.

BedsEast LindseyLincolnshire
1£400£465
2£500£575
3£619£675
4£800£920
Affordable Rents
PASSED



How much can I earn in Alford per week?

If you are thinking of moving to Alford, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Alford's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.

#Local AuthorityMedian Pw
1North East Lincolnshire UA£663.40
2North Kesteven£655.80
3Boston£582.40
4East Lindsey (Alford)£574.90
Wages
FAILED



So, is Alford a nice place to live?

Is Alford a nice place to live?
NO*
* Probably.