Crowhurst: Why you SHOULDN’T live here

Is Crowhurst a nice place to live or is Crowhurst rough?

Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.If you want friends, you better go somewhere else as all you’ll see are old people and sheep. Be careful of the care home, as you may see a stray pensioner wandering around at midnight like a yobo in Hastings.

There are no bus stops in Crowhurst, only a “station” where you get one usually cancelled, always delayed so-called train an hour. The station is only actually a freezing platform ******** with ants.

That’s Crowhurst.