One day I decided to catch the 512 bus into town. In this decision I made the mistake of sitting on the top deck, since two ****’s hopped on board – one of them an ugly pig faced ********. My immediate reaction when I saw them was: “Oh God”, whilst turning up the volume on my MP3, in preparation to block out any noise. The **** happened to be gripping a Stella can at half eleven in the morning. Urgh. As the bus journey progressed, the ******** was screeching abuse down her phone and then burst into a lewd encore of “brap!” Hearing this, the **** decided to join in. So for the remaining duration of the bus journey they continuously yelled “Brap!” down the phone. Even my MP3 couldn’t drain them L
