Pass through Rushden and pass through quickly. The A6 marks the route to follow. *****, more like wanna be *****, hang out in car parks. Best fun is watch the plonkers pull wheelies on clapped out m’bikes the crunch of Ratners best and cheap rags from Top Shop sounds great. Only thing to stop for is the Consie Club, Conservative has too many syllables for Rushden *****, got a gay friendly bar.