A businessman gets of the train in **** capital Chatham.
“Excuse me please,” he asks the nearest baseball hat wearing, shellsuit attired ****, “Is there B&Q in Chatham.”
“Nah mate,” the **** replied, “but there’s 2 H’s.”
This requires thought on 2 levels:
First – whats the probability of the **** replying nicely?
Second – Would they be able to spell Chatham?
