This place is the **** of the universe. The Forest of Dean is a **** region anyway, and this is its ********. Filled with ****** morons in their 3 stripes, I had the misfortune of spending 5 years of my life there. From thieving at the co-op to beating up anybody who’s “not from round here”, the local ***** have some odd code of not going out with anybody who isn’t a cousin or similar. Seriously, the ********** is rife. The sooner this ****-hole is levelled, the better.

Cinderford must be one of the shittiest towns ever. If you have ever had the displeasure of visiting the ****** hole then you will know what I mean. From the top of Belle Vue to the bottom of town it is full of ****.
The main haunts for the chavsters include The Co-op car park, The Swan, Candi drop-out and the famous Spar and kebab shop. Some sights include smoke filled Novas…Their common route from the car park is past the triangle, down victoria street then back up the high street to the cra park again….endless circles just to cruise past the famous spar shop where all the tramps drunks and ***** hang out. Lovely PLace