Yes,Stoke, a town like a cheap cocktail,where everything **** has been thrown into one place.
We start our journey in the Shelton area,mostly populated by university students who are obviously tired of living in half decent accommodation and want to live in squalor for a couple of years. Included here is the Sixth Form College, where all the young ********* go for their beauty courses (I use the term loosely as most of them are as rough as a badgers ****)!

From there we go on to the luxurious destination of Hanley,capital of all things stokey.All the shops and fast food joints you could possibly imagine. Epitomy of this is the Potteries shopping mall.A favourite hangout for the stoke ****,you cannot move without bumping into at least one bloke called wayne and his missus Shaniece. Hanley proves to be popular to all for a night on the tiles,and due to the aggressiveness of the stoke male, this may just be where you end up!Yes, without fail you will see numerous police vans lining the streets as early as 7pm.
Best **** and ******** spotting place is LIquid nightclub,and my word what a night you will have. With everyone dancing to **** tunes by the likes of Scooter and Flip n’ Fill, you may be tempted to move downstairs to Jumping Jacks, where all the ****** music from the 80s is lovingly remembered, all be it in a club that looks like a Cowboy’s ***** house!
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