its difficult to know where to start with oswestry as a **** town but the population of ***** is growing almost every week,as more and more street racers roar there oversized dustbin exhausts trying to make as much disturbance as they can. But the main gathering point which i think makes oswestry unique to **** culture is ‘The Vic’ it is the local nightclub where, once a month will open its doors to under 16’s only. This is a must be place for all young chavsters where ********* wear skirts which are so small could be worn as belts on most men. The ***** dance through the night until they come out and cause a riot where there main aim everyweek is to get the police involved as most of them ********** over the police women in uniform. This gathering of ***** will cause pilgrims from all around to come to oswestry including adult ***** who (even though they cant go in the under 16’s) like to speed around and perv at the underage birds. Another fun game the ***** play is to see how much alcohol (forbidden) can they bring in without being caught while the losers wait outside until the rest come out when they can run through the town smashing stuff and getting ‘totally paraletic’ (an actual **** quote).Finally i come to the conclusion of a new arise of a **** item of clothing………..The ‘Bench’ jacket these are now more common than hooped earrings amoung ***** and even though many think this may be ‘stylish’ this is by no means stylish and is definetely a **** mark of distinction. Well with that bombshell i end my **** report thanks for reading!
