From its quiet exterior richmonds ‘best kept secret’ is unseemingly a lovely cobbled georgian market town with about as much charm as prince William.
What a shame…
Cutpurse estate and reeth road spawn sum of satans most ugly creations. now, i dont have a problem with the working class, not one bit I am not a **** at all and unfortunately still live here, but why the have to scream (h’way then ya fookin daft ****) if you dare to allow your eyes to wander towards them when they are approaching you is beyond me.
northern ***** in my opinion are by far the worst. unbelievably aggressive and greasy and ugly, all often looking exactly the same (why you would want to look like steven gerrard is a tad beyond me) another annoying thing is there low powered cars that they think are 3 litres. i drive an escort 1.6 (standard) and that could blow the hell out of there novas and metros if i ever could be bothered to stoop to there level.
avoid the fleece like you would avoid death on a weekend. full of **** ******** trying to pull a 40 year old **** (thanks to squaddieville central catterick just down the rd theres plenty of old meat for them to try and get too) and ‘the cross’. there are many r-mond **** legends who ask every single person for 40p for ‘the phone’ or as we call it, ***** cheap cider. also avoid richmonds parks at night, tucked in trackys and stripy fred perry jumpers galore, on there scouting mission for crack ***** ********* who will obilge redily to lower there trackies for a swig of there cider or a ‘****** ciggy’, usually lambert and butler. to be fair during the week richmnd isn’t too bad, but weekends are a chavathon, especially with ‘the river bank’ hot weather brings in the novas, football shirted tattoed ******* with the cider to litter **** out of the place. for such a picturesque place, its unbelievable. are no places safe from this national phenomenon? are they ****!
