Living in Scarborough, North Yorkshire

The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz

While many articles on crap towns rant about their local populace of chavs, Scarborough's chief sh*t-hole makers are the middle class.

Living in Streethouse, Pontefract

Streethouse, or Sh*thouse as it’s affectionately known as by the locals

Streethouse: I'd nuke the place but the locals have mutated and evolved beyond the point where it would make any difference.

Living in Keighley, West Yorkshire

Keighley: one of the most backward towns, I have ever encountered

A night out in Keighley is an experience especially as an outsider, they can almost smell you're different and don't belong.

Living in Normanton

Normanton – The Real Place for “I live near Leeds”

You get the beautiful parts of Yorkshire in the Moors and Dales, with their lovely small communities. Normanton is completely the opposite.

Living in Huddersfield

Huddersfield, such a brilliant place to live!

Huddersfield, a rough, boring, chavvy, crap hole. All the following applies to West Yorkshire as a whole.