Living in Bedale, North Yorkshire

Bedale is the red and grey brick cyst on the face of the otherwise picturesque Yorkshire dales

An urban legend in Bedale is that a woman died in the beck and now haunts the waters. The water is in fact green and floating about is a stray McDonald’s wrapper.

Living in Keighley, Bradford

Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.

Walking through Keighley town centre once (Bare in mind, I'm quite young), a group of boys aged about 20 said disgusting things to me.

Living in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire

Dewsbury- proof that evolution works both ways

After a mere 6 months of living in Dewsbury I still refrain from telling intrigued strangers where I live.

Living in Huddersfield

Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!

I've lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t.

Living in Normanton, West Yorkshire

Normanton what a sh*t hole

I've lived in Normanton for over 25 years and I made the biggest mistake of my life moving here.