Musselburgh – quite pretty but knuckle dragging!

Living in Musselburgh, Scotland

Musselburgh is a town of some twenty odd ( very odd ) thousand ‘people’ which borders Edinburgh and East Lothian. The problem with Musselburgh is its inhabitants, who are largely ( but not wholly ) utterly awful. How one wee town has managed to create so many simpletons is one of life’s great mysteries. From […]

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Wishaw, what an absolute sh*thole this place is!

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

What an absolute **** hole this place is!! I had the upmost misfortune to grow up in this Ned/drug dealing/*******/benefit seeking little ********.. Apart from its hospital, Wishaw has not seen much new development in the last few years, although thank **** there is a hospital so close to the neighbouring sess pits of craigneuk, […]

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Aberdeen has the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU (so I’m told)

Living in Aberdeen, Scotland

With the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU, (so I’m told) Aberdeen has a lot of hot spots for *****.  There are some amagingly nice (pretentious) places in a few confined areas that are desired by the majority, but the true **** test is when you get inverted snobbery, when the ***** never even […]

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Inverness, Scotland, rough as boar’s muck and twice as disgusting

Living in Inverness, Scotland

Inverness may appear to be a bustling, sophisticated city tucked waaaaaay up north in Scotland, and during the day you might be right but once night falls during the week or more obviously the weekend “**** get’s real” to use the parlance of the “town eh”. There are 2 distinct types of breed to be […]

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Catrine, the village of the damned

Living in Catrine

A small village near Kilmarnock, – a town which in itself deserves an article in this web site – Catrine sees itself as an ‘historic mill town’. This may be true but it is not an accurate description of the village. Catrine is a ned town (the word ‘ned’, is the Scottish equivalent of the […]

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Tullibody, AKA dodge city located between Stirling and Alloa

Living in Tullibody, Scotland

Tullibody, AKA dodge city is located between Stirling and Alloa and is part of Clackmannanshire. The people of Tullibody are mostly ********, drunken ********, none of the people from Tullibody have 2 pence to rub together and the folk the kid on they have are ticked right up to the eyeballs, those people are mocked behind […]

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Motherwell, what a sh*t hole!

Living in Motherwell

i had the misfortune to live in Motherwell during my formative teen years, and also met my now ex-wife there(so i suppose i am slightly biased). Motherwell is between Hamilton and Bellshill, and seems to attract most of the pond life from there and other satellite towns so they can congregate in “strathy park”. now […]

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Glasgow – The Dear Green Teethed Place

Living in Glasgow, Scotland

When I left Glasgow a decade ago, the Ned fashion comprised of a thin nylon tracksuit, trainers and baseball cap worn by a dentally challenged youth scrounging ****, drinking Buckfast and picking fights with strangers (their pack-like nature means that they prefer 10 **** onto one passerby while shouting, as only hypocrites can that don’t […]

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Falkirk is definitely the ned capital of Scotland

Living in Falkirk, Scotland

Being brought up in Falkirk most of my life (till the grand old age of 28) I never before noticed a ned… till my recent visit back to the twilight zone. I stumbled across ned after ned, the only thing that saved me being permanently blinded by all there cheap and tacky bling was my […]

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Bathgate, A pleasant sounding place? Don’t be fooled

Living in Bathgate, West Lothian

Living and going to school in Bathgate there is no getting away from it. **** ARE EVERYWHERE!!! Perhaps one of the worst infected areas is Boghall. Yes Boghall. A pleasant sounding place? Don’t be fooled by it’s pleasant name. This place is a real ********. I’m convinced the water is infected in a CABIN FEVER […]

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Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers

Living in Coatbridge, Scotland

Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]

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