Living in The Rhondda Fach

The Rhondda Fach – the valley that time forgot

People come here to see where they film Stella. All They'll see are empty cans of Stella Artois, full of piss littering popular beauty spots

Living in Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield

Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: If Aids & Ebola had a baby

Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: Even the homeless and rough sleepers avoid this utter ruinous heap of anus rubbish.

Living in Southend-on-sea

Southend-on-Sea, the arse of Essex

Southend is surely the worst place to live in England. The town is full of 12 year old 'roadmen' (the chav does not exist down here now).

Living in Huddersfield

Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!

I've lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t.

Living in Nantwich

Nantwich – The Great Crewe/Nantwich Divide

Nantwich: considered to be the most 'urban' destination that Aston Lords and Ladies are willing to drag little Jonty and Elisabet(no H) to.