Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin, North Devon – The CamberWickerMan Green Village

People don't usually move to dark and windswept Combe Martin, they're sent or abducted to this village on the edge of Exmoor.

Living in Newark-on-Trent

Newark-on-Trent, what is there to be proud of?

I've lived in Newark-on-Trent for almost 20 years and can't stand the place.

Living in Darwen, Lancashire

Darwen: a pretty little market town? the reality can’t be more different!

The A666 into Darwen is lined on both sides with Pubs and Takeaways, their signages glaring and flashing to entice in the slack-jawed yocals

Living in Shaw, Greater Manchester

Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot

All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you

Living in Desborough, Northamptonshire

Desborough – It amazes me how much inbreeding there is

Do not move to Desborough or Rothwell. You will not be welcome. You will only be accepted if your girlfriend is also your sister.