Cardigan pastimes include arguing over how other people's medically-prescribed Temazepam is shared out and moaning about the English.
The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.
Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.
A word of advice: when you see Northampton's massive concrete tower, turn around and go back where you came from.
Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.