Porth translated is "gateway". It's the gates to hell more like.
Prestonpans people are half baked, miserable, bitter, and as sour faced as Andrew Lloyd Webber licking on a nettle.
Instructions for a successful visit to Felixstowe: Remove brain and have zero expectations.
Leicester is a beautiful city spoilt by the dirty men that live in it.
Garstang: you'll soon discover, there is nothing else to discover following the realisation that without a car, you really are stuck here.