Ollerton: the most boring place to live

Living in Ollerton, Nottinghamshire

New Ollerton = old biddy central and a load of manky *****. DO NOT come here, for your own sanity don’t even visit. Train station? you wished. Public transport, few and far between and doesn’t take you where you need to go when you need to get there. If you don’t drive you have virtually […]

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Stretford is a Mecca for ***** and scallies

Living in Stretford, Manchester

Stretford is a place that is a Mecca for ***** and scallies. They’re dressed in the typical scally uniform of trainers, trackies and a snap back hat. they’re pockets are filled with the latest skunk weed that smells like cow piss and cat piss mixed in with giraffe piss. They’re usually walking around with this […]

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Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway

Living in luton in Chatham

If you venture out on a dark winters night in the old luton area of chatham then beware, every movement you make will be watched by a 1000 pairs of eyes, some will be muggers in the shadows weighing you up, others will be crackhead *********** being flogged by gangs of pimps who also sell […]

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Nairn screams awful, from the miserable scenery to the run down high st

Living in Nairn, Scotland

From the dreary, miserable scenery to the run down high street, Nairn screams sh*thole. Aesthetically it is depressing at best, however appearances can be deceiving. Delve past this and you will see how bad this town is. Claim to Fame Charlie Chaplin or some other bloke called it the “Brighton of the North”. That’s about […]

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Baldock: better than the surrounding areas but still not the best

Living in Baldock, Hertfordshire

Where do i start with Baldock? It’s a town with a lot of history due to it being a roman settlement many years ago. There is a market that not many people go to every Thursday, but it’s good the the tradition keeps going. As for the town high street itself, it’s mainly pubs. A […]

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Great Bridge, Tipton: Nothing but a dingy, depressing toilet

Living in Great Bridge, West Midlands

What filthy, depressing hovel. I actually think Great bridge should have two things removed: 1). The word “Great”, and 2). its town status. There are some decent, salt of the earth people here, but they’re moving out, dying out, or just staying out on account of the growing number of **** descending upon the place. […]

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Wigton is a crummy little town

Living in Wigton, Cumbria

Wigton is a crummy little town that only ever consists of usage of drugs, alcohol and fights! You at Kirkland when you first come into wigton, it’s quite a quiet place to live due to it been full of the elderly. There’s only a few thugs living up there. Moving down is the high street […]

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Wooler: in the morning it’s a lovely rural town, by midday it changes

Living in Wooler, Northumberland

In the morning this is a lovely rural town, old people go out and do their thing. Between midday and the afternoon they start to disappear, one by one. And I understand why… by the late afternoon ***** start crawling out of every house and every corner. ***** all ages, from 12 all the way […]

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Bradford is the stinking ar*e crack of Europe

Living in Bradford, Yorkshire

Bradford, in my opinion is the biggest hole in Europe, never mind the UK. With around 526,400 people in its district and most are drug dealers who roll around in their awful pimped up Range Rovers and people who just spend half of their life in Wetherspoons drinking away while claiming benefits. I come to […]

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Annan, an unknown but disgusting town.

Living in Annan

Annan, a peaceful town on the border of Scotland and England, well take the ‘peaceful’ part out. Take a stroll down the high street at 8pm you will see the local chippy, and further down a p*ss pot of a pub ‘The Shed’, where middle aged cougars and old men come to get out of […]

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Goldthorpe, Bolton-On-Dearne, Wath – the Brown-toothed underbelly of society

Living in Goldthorpe, Wath, Bolton upon Dearne, Yorkshire

I’m not quite sure where to start here. You could start with the Brown-toothed underbelly of society that like to believe they’re from the close knit group of people ‘up goli’. You could also start with the Neanderthal inhabitants of Bolton, that love to loiter outside the particularly foul smelling Tesco Express, or go ‘t’ […]

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Newbiggin-By-The-Sea full of mullet, snapback, tracky bottom wearing idiots

Living in Newbiggin by the Sea, Northumberland

Newbiggin-By-The-Sea, where do i start? Newbiggin is a small fishing village in Northumberland North East, crawling with dressing gown wearing teenage mums, underage smokers and drinkers, and loud rowdy locals! This town is by far, one of the worst places to be in the whole of Northumberland. Its streets are filled with mullet, snapback, nike, […]

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