Bedford – billed to be the Garden of Eden, but ended up like Stalinist Russia!

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Bedford was billed to be the Garden of Eden. Where the second coming was going to happen, the only coming was the the **** Invasion of the London Pygmies, from the Luton and London overspill. These Scabs/***** are the problem, they bring their culture with them. Some have the look that could turn Milk Sour […]

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Bedford and Kempston: Welcome to the Dawn of the Dumb-***

Living in Kempston, Bedford

The Dumb-*** people of Bedford and Kempston, of which I have never seen so many, unkind, selfish. Homophobic and Bigoted xenophobic bunch of sh$$s. In one place. On the outskirts of Bedford. The neighbourhoods in Kempston are like living in a DMZ, they are run down with disrepair and it seems like the people don’t […]

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Ilfracombe – The Dump in North Devon

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe, population about 12,000 (OS grid reference SS516474) is a dump in North Devon, England. It is one part ****, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays. If you want a southwest England holiday and to see genuine Devonians in this town once second only to Brighton in its […]

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Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence

Living in Nantwich, Cheshire

What can I say about Nantwich? Surrounded by pretty countryside, historic buildings abundant, friendly locals. That is until you meet the Yummy Mummy brigade. Sporting a brace of children a piece, these creatures take over the whole town until it becomes a sea of middle class insolence that only those with an iron will can […]

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Southport – God’s waiting room

Living in Southport, Merseyside

I’ve lived here in Southport all my life and to be honest it was better back in the 1970’s than it is now, and I’m only 46. It was great during the 80’s. Loads to do, lots of places to visit but in the last 15 or so years it’s gone downhill faster than Franz […]

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Dewsbury- proof that evolution works both ways

Living in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire

After a mere 6 months of living in Dewsbury I still refrain from telling intrigued strangers where I live, instead informing them that I am from Mirfield, the relative haven about 3 miles up the road. Here is why…. 7:30PM: Daylight has left Dewsbury and it is time for me to make my way down […]

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Loughborough – “Luffbra” – it’s sh*t me duck

Living in Loughborough, Leicestershire

I live here, “me duck”. Loughborough (luff-brə, population 60,000) is a former industrial area, close to the Nottinghamshire border within the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, England. This is not a good start but the town is home to Loughborough University, which means good- looking young women and lots of chopsy young snowflake males all getting […]

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Brechin is home to people who have nowhere else to go

Living in Brechin, Scotland

Ahh Brechin.. Green Grass, White Snow and Brown Mud.. Or just slang terms Brechiners use for drugs. Traditionally Brechin is often described as a city because of its cathedral and its status as the seat of a pre-Reformation Roman Catholic diocese. But I would say different. Brechin is home to people who have nowhere else […]

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Bedford: Things started to slide back in the 80s

Living in Bedford

How can I start, Bedford has changed in 40 years or so, Once upon a time it was the swankiest place in Bedfordshire. But no more. Bedford is now full of drug dealers, gangs and murders. Midland Road is the most dangerous place, especially at night and weekends. Queens Park doesn’t fair either, due to […]

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Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

Living in Morpeth

Morpeth. Is this town really as posh as the posters make it look? The answer is no. Morpeth is a horrible place to live. By day the town centre is full of stuck up posh twats. But by night it’s full of drunks that walk up and down the high street just looking for a […]

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Arbroath: a mixture of racists and junkies

Living in Arbroath, Scotland

Arbroath is the place of the Abbey which the stone of destiny was placed after being stolen from London. The people of Arbroath are a mixture of racist and junkies. The racism is not of skin colour it is of places outside Arbroath. A trip on a date is to pie bobs and a quick […]

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Crowhurst: Why you SHOULDN’T live here

Living in Crowhurst, East Sussex

Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.If you want friends, you better go somewhere else as all you’ll see are old people and sheep. Be careful of the care home, as you may see a stray pensioner wandering around at […]

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