Living in Bedale, North Yorkshire

Bedale is the red and grey brick cyst on the face of the otherwise picturesque Yorkshire dales

An urban legend in Bedale is that a woman died in the beck and now haunts the waters. The water is in fact green and floating about is a stray McDonald’s wrapper.

Living in Keighley, Bradford

Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.

Walking through Keighley town centre once (Bare in mind, I'm quite young), a group of boys aged about 20 said disgusting things to me.

Living in Wells, Somerset

Wells – Posh veneer, chav underbelly

Remember the film Hot Fuzz? That was filmed in Wells and my god, have they hung on to the coat tails of the 'comedy' for the past ten years.

Living in Wales

Do the Welsh still hate the English?

Having moved to Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys, Wales from Cheshire, I made the biggest mistake of my life and spent 5 years in a living hell.

Living in Aviemore, Scotland

Aviemore: we are made to feel as welcome as a Christian in Saudi Arabia

The main hotel in Aviemore looks more like a huge block of council flats, the estates on the outskirts are little more than ghettos.