We left Workington bowling alley laughing quite hard, but were horror struck when we saw "cruise West Cumbria" having a chav "mini-meet".
Peterlee town centre is surreal, concrete and on two levels. Pound shops and your frozen food shops are aplenty.
In Cardiff, you'll hear phrases such as "yow Brow", "Biiig Up", "floosh ooos a fag Maaaaan" and "i'll jack you ooop miiish".
Loftus is a human dumping ground for all the problem families that not even Middlesborough and Redcar can cope with.
Bolsover: At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical chav sh*thole.