Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe: Tips for the Terminally Clueless

Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.

Living in Bristol

Bristol: A battle between hipster and chav

The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.

Living in Cinderford, Gloucestershire

I watched Deliverance the other day, it made me think of Cinderford

Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.

Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin, North Devon – The CamberWickerMan Green Village

People don't usually move to dark and windswept Combe Martin, they're sent or abducted to this village on the edge of Exmoor.

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe – The Dump in North Devon

Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.