Ilfracombe is one part scum, one part decent, and one part alcoholic holidaymakers in Wetherspoons during the holidays.
Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.
In a Landkey pub, the landlord looked at me as if I had already punched a person in the face and the rest of the people joined him.
Northleach: Populated by monosyllabic, grunting, inbred miscreants & Times reading, rugby shirt and waxed jacket clad London f*ckwits.
Falmouth: This may seem like an ideal place to be, but there are areas that blight this town's image.