Is Skelmersdale, Lancashire a nice place to live?

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The diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

Six miles outside of Latham is the diseased heart of darkness that is Mawdesley. It’s like Latham only with that sense of despair, alienation, sensory deprivation, incest and morbid depression cranked up to 11. Just like Latham incest and genetically inherited disorders are seen as a badge of pride and something “cool”. Things like a […]

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Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery

Living in Skelmersdale

Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts and you will be lucky if you can emerge from a simple children’s playground with your spinal cord intact. Seriously though, Skelmersdale is perhaps one of the worst towns in Britain. This is because you have your three major areas. […]

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Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings

Living in Lathom, Skelmersdale

I saw a post stating that Burscough was the ****** capital of England. Well, my friend, I present to you Lathom. Not just the ****** capital of England, Christ no, but the ****** capital of the ******* world. About 50 people actually live there, and all of them are at least second cousins if not […]

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Burscough’s Bad Breeding

Living in Burscough

Burscough the incest capital of Britain.Don’t ever visit this place and definitely don’t pick up a girl at a bar because the chances are you’re related to her. They say everyone is related in Burscough. It is littered with ugly, deformed children everywhere! You go to places like Blackpool which is littered with rubbish, Burscough […]

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Mawdesley. Home to every boss you hated.

Living in Mawdesley, Lancashire

You won’t have heard of Mawdesley. No one has. Even people in surrounding villages refuse to acknowledge the existence of this lifeless non-place. It’s as though even thinking of the existence of such a deadened little place causes a little part of you to die. Even wildlife seems to give the area a wide berth. […]

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Skelmersdale, there are 100s of roundabouts & subways, home to pyromaniac scousers

Living in Skelmersdale, Lancashire

So, I have finally decided to let you into the secret land of roundabouts that is Skelmersdale, also known to the local **** as “Skem”. I know you will have read all about the phenomenon that is the **** in the tracksuit, or the ******** with the leggings and winnie the pooh socks…well, Skelmersdale seems to have […]

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Skelmersdale: like a ripped bin bag dumped on a pristine bowling green

Living in Skelmersdale, Lancashire

If you are ever travelling along the M58 motorway in Lancashire, take the time to stop off at Skelmersdale. Your suspicions will immediately be aroused by the view that presents itself – the incongruity of sprawling grey concrete amidst lush greenery. Leaving the motorway slip road, one of the first things you will notice is […]

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